Laters….

One of the anal-retentive kulture kops at Brent Bozell’s pantysniffing Culture and Media Institute has his cilice in a bunch because Miley Cyrus was seen gobbling some penis cake (which is not actually a cake made out of dicks, salted or or not) and this is just another sign that women are having sex, WHICH IS VERY WRONG AND ICKY!

Paul Wilson wrinkles up his nose like he just smelled old onions and writes:

Actress and singer Miley Cyrus, who famously played the wholesome Hannah Montana, has become the epitome of the anti-role model for young girls. As reported by TMZ, Miley Cyrus gave her boyfriend a penis-shaped cake for his birthday, then posed for beyond-suggestive pictures with it.

As CMI has previously detailed, crude behavior is routine for young teen stars such as Lindsey Lohan and others, Cyrus herself has alluded to smoking marijuana and being a “stoner.”

But, given the sleaze of so much of what Hollywood produces, such behavior is unsurprising.

He then goes on writes about a movie called Bachelorette which is about a bunch of raunchy whores whoring it up raunchily before they settle down into a life of drudgery and minivans and pooping out kids and church going and slapped together casseroles and  mom pants and dreams delayed or denied and….I’m sorry. Why exactly do people get married?

But put that out of your mind and let’s get back to the raunchy whores being raunchy:

“Bachelorette” is the latest movie to push the envelope in sexual themes. The Huffington Post reported that the comedy, which stars Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, and Ilsa Fisher, is “an unapologetic look at look at a sex-filled pre-wedding weekend.” The same article also declared of the film: “It’s also one of a number of new films in a growing wave of flicks that feature women catching up to men in the raunch and realism departments.”

The piece also quoted actress Lizzy Caplan actually celebrating this trend: “People are just waking up to stuff that I think we knew all along, so thank god for that,” Caplan said, referring to the ability to produce – and market – quality female comedies that feature more debauchery than romance.”

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Why actresses such as Caplan would want to take on roles making women look like bimbos is a mystery. But rampant sexual behavior in Hollywood films is increasing. The Culture and Media Institute has documented how Hollywood films such as “No Strings Attached” and “Hall Pass” have dialed up the sex factor in recent years.

But the consequences of the carefree attitude displayed by Hollywood concerning sex can be seen within their own ranks. Divorce and remarriage are rampant within Hollywood. Actor Corey Feldman alleged that he was sexually abused as a child actor, and that sexual abuse of minors is common in Hollywood. And prominent actresses like Megan Fox have warned that “casting couch” behavior – trading sex for the opportunity to take on acting gigs – is a common occurrence in Hollywood.

Yes, divorce is rampant in Hollywood, but only if you’re talking about Hollywood, Oklahoma or Hollywood Holler in Tennessee. Top ten states for divorce:
1. Oklahoma
2. Arkansas
3. Alaska
4. Alabama
5. Kentucky
6. Nevada
7. Mississippi
8. Georgia
9. Tennessee
10. Arizona

Of course, Paul Wilson would tell you that the good God-fearin’ folks in those predominately Red states are only doing all that adulterin’ and divorcin’ because the people in Hollywood are their role models, but it seems like it is their own fault for not saying “Hollywood, get thee behind me” and spending more time reading their Bibles where infidelity and sin are as rare as penis cakes.

Okay…. “penis cake” is in Ezekiel, but you’re going to have to find it yourself because I’m not going to be responsible for your going to Hell….

Might as well stop kidding myself. Here’s the Random ten, as if you really gave a shit

In The Sweet Embrace of Life – Wynton Marsalis Septet
Bus Stop Boxer – Eels
The Wretched – Nine Inch Nails
Fresh Blood – Eels
Glamorous Glue – Morrisey
BBB – How To Destroy Angels
Opium Tea – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
What We Begin – Beth Orton
Love U – Blitzen Trapper
Car Thief – Beastie Boys
and Dig For Fire – Pixies

In other news…. Had I heard M83′s Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming last year, it would definitely have been on my end of the year best list. In particular, I’m fascinated by the child narrated froggy bedtime story Raconte-Moi Une Histoire

Gonzalez often co-writes with his older brother, Yann, whom he credits with introducing him to different bands at an early age. One of the tracks that the Gonzalez brothers wrote together is the playful “Raconte-Moi Une Histoire,” which literally means, “Tell Me a Story.” Set to a bouncy, hopping beat, the voice of a young girl sweetly narrates a fantastical story about “a very tiny frog.”

“Yeah, this is one of my favorite tracks on the album,” Gonzalez says. “Zelly, the little girl talking on the track, she’s actually Justin Meldal-Johnsen’s daughter. Justin is my producer on the album. And yeah, Zelly is amazing. The first time I met with her she was only 5. She started to talk to me for 30 minutes. She wasn’t shy at all. It was pretty amazing to see this little child talking like an adult almost, you know? She’s a born actress.”

The leap from idea to idea in the song’s storytelling mimics a child’s wandering stream of consciousness. Of course, like everything Gonzalez does, the final product, in actuality, is much more precise.

Also, too. My growing love affair with the arrangements of  the Pizzicato Five

Oddly enough, the music matches up well with Shakiras ass.  Almost like The Dark Side Of The Rainbow