How was your IRS Protest Holiday celebration on Tuesday?

Did you take the kids downtown so they could wave little Gadsden flags from the curb as a flotilla of Rascals motored by at a brisk four miles an hour, loaded down with PATRIOTS on their way to the local IRS office to protest the jackbooted fascism of not being given non-profit status which is a GOD GIVEN RIGHT just like it says in the Federalist Papers? Did the whole family wear  traditional tri-cornered hats and gorge themselves on freedom fries while sitting around the Tree of Liberty and telling stories about how Paul Revere rang the bells to warn the British that they weren’t going to be taking our high capacity Bushmaster assault rifles that we needed in order to fight both tyranny and dinosaurs?

You didn’t do any of that? Really? None of that? Nothing, hunh? Hmm.

Communist.

That’s right, you are a communist and also probably a metrosexual because, according to aspiring-Palin level grifter Jenny Beth Martin, EVERYBODY was doing that stuff above because the Ole Perfesser and ragey mom Dana Loesch  and earthbound misfit Michelle Malkin got the word out that EVERYONE  needed to hit the streets  and be ostentatiously disgruntled and red-assed about freedom not being free, or at least non-profity:

Let’s look at how successful this protest was in a REAL AMERICAN CITY in the AMERICAN HEARTLAND  where REAL AMERICANS LIVE:

Diane Sult of Fort Wayne has her own acronym for the IRS: Irresponsible Regulatory Service.

That’s what she’d written on the sign she held up Tuesday for several minutes outside the Internal Revenue Service office at 201 E. Rudisill Blvd. Tea party protests of the IRS also were planned in other cities across the country after IRS officials acknowledged that some conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status received inappropriate scrutiny and questioning.

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Sult, who didn’t expect to be alone – and outnumbered by the three visible security guards in the IRS parking lot, including a Homeland Security officer – cited several issues in the Obama administration for why she came out: Fast and Furious, the failed gun trafficking operation by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives in which the agency lost track of hundreds of guns it allowed to cross the Arizona-Mexico border; the IRS controversy; appointments by Obama to the National Labor Relations Board that a second federal appeals court last week found overstepped his authority when he made them during a Senate recess; the Sept. 11 attacks in Benghazi, Libya, that killed U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens and two other Americans after which Obama’s advisers pinned responsibility on the CIA for crafting talking points that downplayed the potential of terrorism as a the motive, despite the fact that the White House was a part of the process.

Suck it, Obama. Diane Sult has your number (many of your numbers, apparently) and she is not going to go away until…. Oh wait.

See (sic) no one else joining her and the clock striking noon, Sult bid her farewell and left to get ready for work.

Ha! She has a job in the Obama economy. More failure.

So, IMPEACH before she has to wander back over during her smoke break with a thing or ten to say about  Marines with umbrellas, which is a sign of totalitarianism.

Or socialism.

One of those….

In case you weren’t aware of it, Captain Super Muslim XXX (in his guise as mild-mannered President No Drama Obama) took time out from his busy past few weeks having the IRS audit-murder reporters in Benghazi in order to take control of the world’s weather systems and send a killer tornado to Oklahoma yesterday.  Oh, here let Rand Paul’s BFF Alex Jones explain it to you.

Conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones explained to his audience today how the government could have been behind the devastating May 20 tornado in Oklahoma.

On the May 21 edition of The Alex Jones Show, a caller asked Jones whether he was planning to cover how government technology may be behind a recent spate of sinkholes. After laying out how insurance companies use weather modification to avoid having to pay ski resorts for lack of snow, Jones said that “of course there’s weather weapon stuff going on — we had floods in Texas like fifteen years ago, killed thirty-something people in one night. Turned out it was the Air Force.”

Following a long tangent, Jones returned to the caller’s subject. While he explained that “natural tornadoes” do exist and that he’s not sure if a government “weather weapon” was involved in the Oklahoma disaster, Jones warned nonetheless that the government “can create and steer groups of tornadoes.”

According to Jones, this possibility hinges on whether people spotted helicopters and small aircraft “in and around the clouds, spraying and doing things.” He added, “if you saw that, you better bet your bottom dollar they did this, but who knows if they did. You know, that’s the thing, we don’t know.”

It is, of course, silly to think that the government is creating tornadoes like the one that hit Oklahoma since the tribe of Atomic Molemen who are creating the sinkholes from their underground lairs below us have yet to share that particular technology with us. Hell, as it is, the government had to pay them over ONE MILLION Bitcoins just for the one lousy Exploding Heart Death Ray that Obama used on Andrew Breitbart. Of course now that the IRS is going to have its hands tied and can’t bleed the Tea Partiers dry (thereby leaving the Tree of Liberty unwatered) all the government will be able to afford is gag no-flush toilets that Black Ops guys sneak into Rand Paul’s house when he’s out for evening cruising in his sex-prison van looking for hitchhikers.

Also…. I kind of called this:

Attentive reader Sean D. sends us news from afar about how afar Juicebox Jesus has a’fallen

You’ll notice that the $3.58 clearance sticker is the third in a series of markdowns. In many ways, this reflects what the Jets went through on draft day when they tried to unload Timmy and found no takers.

I should note that Sean said the Drew Brees action figure was still at full price almost five months after the season ended. I should also note that the L&T Casey said that, when Target ends a price on a clearance item with an ’8″, that means that it is subject to further markdowns.

So, Canadian dollars?