Login HereDr. Professor Mrs. Glenn Reynolds has some advice for keeping your man that doesn't involve candlelight, something slinky trimmed with red marabou, and a trampoline:
I will close this column with a few tips for women (and yes, there are many tips for men too, but that is another topic for another day) on things I have learned for how to have a happy marriage should you choose to go that route:
1) Encourage your husband to see friends once in a while. Just like you, men need to be with their buddies and have fun. Now, I am not talking here about carousing bars and picking up women or anything. I am talking about going out to have fun with friends, getting a beer and just feeling that he has a life outside the marriage and family.
Which brings us to todays lesson in unintended consequences:
I guess by "that route" she meant hoppin' down the bunny trail, hippity, hoppity, counseling's on its way...
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It’s humiliating when the polyester bunny is hung better than Glenn is.
So, Steve, are you saying that’s where the InstaParrot gets his interest in nano-technology?
And Santorum only mentioned man-dog sex, so why the need for counseling over a rabbit?
I’ll bet the Perfesser’s wearing his handgun-festooned tangas under the chinos. and that The Missus kinda digs it.
Hell, if you were being identified as “a friend of Glenn Reynolds”, wouldn’t you want the best full-body disguise you could scrounge?
The whole “furry” thing creeps me out. And now I know exactly why.
At least the time stamp is in real (Pacific) time here.
Next, a working preview? Not that an impeccable typist such as I needs it.
I don’t see a giant bunny. You people are crazy.
Shades of Donnie Darko!
His name’s Harvey. Not really a bunny, he’s a pukka. Or a pooka. Or something like that.
Yes girls, just turn into a case of beer and his three best friends as soon as he rolls off of you.
Is there anything about which the Perfesser won’t ignorantly bloviate?
Well, well, well.
What a fine little site - it even permits such as I to post. Must have been an overnight issue of some kind.
Heya GWPDA!
Oh, great. The putz is into plushies.
Oh, great. The putz is into plushies.
The nipple on his right manboob tells us everything we *don’t* want to know.
doesn’t involve candlelight, something slinky trimmed with red marabou, and a trampoline
Not as long as you fuck like a rabbit.
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
No, no, no, the bunny suit is just Dr. Professor Mrs. Glenn Reynolds’s “special outfit”.
Isn’t that Ralphie?
When Dr. Professor Mrs. says “or anything”, clearly she knows what she’s talking about. “Honey, where’s the fabric softener?” [/shudder]
Well, I made it. Despite the sharp stick in the eye visual page design, the multiple javascript errors, and the glacial page loads, I made it to the new digs.
Well, at least TBogg’s still in fine form. I wonder if we can get Godlstein or Alec Rawls to register. Then we could have some fun in the comments thread.
So which one is Glen?
Why do I have the feeling that there might be a wetsuit (or two) under that plush? Oh, and a dildo in a dark place.
Hee! I’m going to like it here!
Harvey, indeed.
Scott Hortons interview with Scott Ritter on the NIE report
http://www.antiwar.com/blog/20…..-ritter-4/
Scott “the notion that Iran had a nculear weapon program is an assertion, it is unfounded with hard evidence”
That’s awfully unfair of you, Tbogg. Most furries are ashamed to be seen with InstaRacist.
Heiliger Scheiße*! Charles Pierce just called TBogg the funniest man on the intertubes! And he made a couple of terrible puns while he did it!
Jeez, no pressure there…
*Everyone should be able to curse in multiple languages.
This is how I’m translating Dr. Helen’s advice:
“…things I have learned for how to have a happy marriage should you choose to go that route:”
As opposed to those choosing the unhappy marriage route? An inadvertant slip, or a cry for help?
Chinga tu pinchi puta madre.*
*Translation: “Agreed.”
Damn, this happy marital advice is only a few years, too fucking late. But then again, I am a quasi christian, secular humanist, agnostic bitch who does not tithe so, I probably would not have qualified for the 411-FYI happy life info in the first place.
Males in bunny suits next to micro- managed republican a-sexual fundies are hot…be still my throbbing clit.
Gaud. That guy would take first prize in a goofball contest.
And I have to register my own complaints about javascript errors crashing my Firfox and the slowness of the page loads….especially annoying when you have to turn the page on every post.
But I’d follow you anywhere, Teeb.
The ol’ perfesser probably had a Luger jammed in her snatch when she was typing that. Of course she lets him go out for beers.