Moving from high-fives to awkward white guy fist bumps

Tagg Romney, the suck-upiest one of the Romney brood, turns to average objective Americans to prove that his dad is too the bestest dad on the whole planet, maybe even the universe…if his religion lets him believe in that:

The response the campaign has been fielding to my Dad’s speech yesterday has been overwhelmingly positive and some of it has been deeply touching. My Dad and many of his family has received personal emails and phone calls from a broad spectrum of people who have been very complimentary of the speech–from evangelical leaders, politicians, and even some journalists. And while you’d never expect any speech to receive unanimous praise, the feedback on the TV, radio, and print has also been overwhelmingly positive. Here is a small sampling:

His list then includes, among others, Rush Limbaugh (drug addict, off-shore underage sex aficionado), Pat Buchanan (Nazi), Bill Bennett (compulsive gambling addict), Chris Matthews (man crush addict), Peggy Noonan (secret lush and Reagan addict) and Rich Lowry who had this to say:

He partially wrote and then delivered a speech that was a deeply felt love poem to America, a defense and celebration of its religious vibrancy and world-shaping commitment to liberty."

Rich then declared that Mitt Romney had won the election and is our new president because Rich still has that premature celebration problem

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