Comments on: A Hucka-Hucka Hatin’ Huck

By: jnfr

jnfr — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:19:22 +0000

I wonder which of the nice young men in that card killed that poor stray dog.

By: SteveM

SteveM — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:02:15 +0000

You didn’t mention the best part: When you’re being called unqualified by someone who’s worked for Dan Quayle and Rick Santorum, you must really be unqualified.

By: morleytrunk

morleytrunk — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:42:50 +0000

“I like my women like I like my coffee — in a plastic cup.”
“I like My women like I like my coffee — covered in bees!”
~Eddie Izzard

It’s nice to watch the Republicans eat their young; that usually only happens with the Democrats.

By: makeitstop

makeitstop — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:13:48 +0000

And here I thought the movie Bob Roberts was satire; I didn’t realize that Tim Robbins was a psychic with the ability to foresee the future. I can’t recall if shunning from the corporate wing was the final nail in the campaign though.

By: JoFish

JoFish — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:19:38 +0000

Go Huck! Lead the Christo-Facists into the Hell of Oblivion, which is where they have belonged since, well, forever.

Will Huck embrace Pastafarianism? I am a member of the Pentacostal Al-Dente Pastafarians who believe that the only true noodly appendage is the one that is perfectly prepared. All others false and their followers must be shunned!

By: isit2009yet

isit2009yet — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:15:34 +0000

Lester Maddox, according to wiki, later in life became a comedian. It’s something for Huckabee to consider, anyway.

I thought Lester Maddox was ALWAYS a comedian…

By: GregB

GregB — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:20:01 +0000

Red Sunday.

-GSD

By: GregB

GregB — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:17:11 +0000

Huckabubba was hitting the coffee shops with Chuck Norris and his magic toupee in tow this week.

Quite the dynamic duo those two.

Huckabee is clearly the man who the Lord had in mind to usher America into the apocalypse.

-GSD

By: steverino

steverino — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:17:23 +0000

In the Navy, coffee with cream and sugar is “blonde and sweet.” Which makes the “I like my coffee as I like my women…” line make a little more sense. Now, I like my coffee “black and bitter”… don’t know what that says about me. Other than I’m diabetic.

By: MadDog

MadDog — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 02:53:23 +0000

Hucksterism is all the rage…ahmmm…I mean it’s exploding all across America…ahmmm…I mean it’s slick as a pig in shit…ahmmm…I mean…ahmmm…Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!