Just about two years ago, I was honored to host one of the more fascinating events on the intertubes. I speak, of course, of the Infamous Alec Rawls Comment Thread and Bedlamite Coming Out Party. Sometime following that event, after I was done picking up the beer cans, cigarette butts, and the assorted discarded underwear, I switched from Blogspot comments to Haloscan. In the process, all of the previous comment threads were lost…

Or so we thought.

Fortunately through the miracle of intertubes nerdiness the Lost Commentinent has been rediscovered and you can go read them here… if you’re the kind of person with absolutely nothing else going on in your life. Like, you know, people who read blogs.

But wait!

I recently received an email from… Alec Rawls

(I bet you clicked on him all three times, didn’t you?)

Who directed me to this post at his blog, Error Theory. It seems that I am involved in some kind massive Islamocover-up of Brobdingnagian proportions.

That mean really really big. Huuuuuge. Bigger than a John Stoessel’s ego. So, like, ginormous.

That also means really really big.

So, yes. I have been busted. I’ve been getting more payoffs than Bill Bennett with a roll of nickels at Circus Circus. Between George Soros and Osama bin Laden I’ve received so many Miatas, that some of them are still sitting around in the blister packs.

Anyway, go visit Alec’s blog. He desperately need the attention.

Me? I’ve got like seven cars I need to Turtle Wax and the prairie dog needs a nap.