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Does Our Looks-Obsessed Culture Want to Stare at an Aging Woman?
You know, not everyone can afford to buy a handful of Erections Little Helper under a fake name and then jet off to the Dominican Republic for teenage hooker sex.
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| By: TBogg Tuesday December 18, 2007 12:27 pm | |
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The fat, ugly, three-times-divorced, drug addict with the screwed up ass wants to talk about looks? His face was made for radio, and sadly I think it is shown on TV as well.
I’m assuming you came to this via InstaRube. What I can’t figure out is the link to this piece of idiocy, which reads: “A DEFENSE OF HILLARY CLINTON, from . . . Rush Limbaugh?”
Does he really believe this is a defense? Or is he just dumb as rocks? Both?
this user interface sucks…
Megadittoes!
“Does Our Looks-Obsessed Culture Want to Stare at an Aging Woman?”
Well I would far rather stare at Hillary than even glance at Rush (heave!). I have to agree with Gttim above, except I am not really sure how you would tell his face from his anal-cysted ass.
“Does Our Looks-Obsessed Culture Want to Stare at an Aging Woman?”
Well, obviously Rush doesn’t since he seems to keep getting rid of his wives, or did they wake up and leave him?
I wish I had the funds to find, rescue, then help tell the story of the poor too-young girls who had to assist El Rushbo with his Viagra effects.
OK, this is getting annoying. I’ve kept my thoughts on the site to myself, but after 6 or 7 times of posting and no comment, something’s wrong in Denmark.
Maybe America is happier staring at this visage …
http://politicalhumor.about.co…..lineup.htm
Maybe it’s a Nosferatu thing … or just a greaseball from the Bronx thing…
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/i…..3-iowa.jpg
Aqua Velva man is pretty fucking hot too …
http://fitsnews.files.wordpres…..mpson4.jpg
Then again, aint-a-nobody gonna complain if she shows up …
http://www.foxnews.com/images/…..zabeth.jpg
Aging women are hot. In fact, the older I get, the older I like ‘em. Eventually, I’ll get to the point where my pinups are Irene “Granny Clampett” Ryan and Estell Getty from “The Golden Girls”. Not yet, but someday…
Not that I’m voting for Hillary, but her looks won’t be the reason why.
Of course, in our looks-obsessed culture, everyone loves them some bacon grease, funyuns, snack cakes and cheez wiz mixed in with their Jeebus
http://static1.firedoglake.com…..family.jpg
Goddamn those are some ugly fucking kids. Jesus must hate Arkansas.
“Aging women are hot. In fact, the older I get, the older I like ‘em.”
I was 30 or 31 and met a 43-year old woman, beautiful, intellectual giant, great gams, who, when I asked her if flowers were appropriate, responded “fuck the flowers, I have a garden, make me cum instead.”
To which the only possible response is, “Yes ma’am.”
Damn skippy.
Isn’t the Dominican known for its underage male hooker population? And why is it that Rush, rich as he is, can’t keep a woman? Perspiring minds want to know!
Oh, man. If Rush would only lose his mind totally and come out on the air. But he’d only do that if he felt suicidal.
“Oh, man. If Rush would only lose his mind totally and come out on the air.”
Joined by Larry Craig and Lindsey Graham, while Jeff Gannon reports the news to us.
Talk about theater.
What you guys said.
What a jackass.
Um, can I have some teenager hooker sex, please? Only in the most Christian way, of course.
What I really like are the patches on the elbows.
From the looks of it those lads must have blown out a sleeve or two at the local barbeque pit.
Oh, by the way humboldtblue, I had the hammer to hit you in the head with, I WAITED at Redway Liquor for a freakin’ HOUR and you never showed. Now you are going to have to buy Doughbob’s book. Fool.
It is indeed. Costa Rica is the place for girls in Latin America (I taught a section on human trafficking and sexual tourism in a class). This along with his marital history does raise certain questions, doesn’t it?
Looking over most of the Republican candidate field and how THEY look, I have to say: Huh?
Even Mittens, who the media thinks is “hot” doesn’t do anything for me in the looks department. As for Ghouliani, Aqua Velva, or Huckster, I’d rather look at Hillary any day. (And I’m not a Hillary supporter)
Well, God knows I’ve been enjoying watching Dubya age so gracefully in public.
I’d pay cash money to see that.
More Rush:
Yeah,sure he did.
Then:
W/ a picture of Mittens & that head of solid black hair w/ the “distinguished” gray @ the temples. You wanna bet that precision dye job costs more than $400.00 a go? And does Mittens think he’s Reed Richards? He’s certainly stretchy enough.
That caught my as well Com. Well, that and those mugs. Hell I bet that beer truck in the middle has a head that weighs at least 30 pounds, and that’s just the gristle!
“I WAITED at Redway Liquor for a freakin’ HOUR and you never showed. “
Well hell Bob, that’s because big city slickers such as myself only hit the classy liquor stores, like the K street liquor mart. Classy I tell ya.
Funny how a man ages between 56 and 65 he starts out middle aged and ends an old man. Wow. Who could guess a man would look older 8 years after a given point in time. Oh, and wasn’t it REAGAN who died his hair?
Shit, blue, I had to drive all the way down from Eureka, only to find you were up here all the time. Now you HAVE to by Jonah’s book. My hammer is all used up.
buy, I mean
While we’re criticizing Limpbaugh’s taste in underage hookers, let’s not forget that this genius RADIO STAR made himself deaf gobblin’ down the hillbilly heroine. Rush is a man who could fall face-forward into a vat of rose petals and emerge with a dogturd clutched in his teeth. And then congratulate himself on his own good taste, while he ate it.
And if Lucianne hadn’t established herself as a filthy Repub whore going back to the early 1970s, people might start wondering whether Rush invented Jonah Goldberg just to make himself like smarter by comparison.
Hillary is a babe compared to that drug-addled, lardass Limpballs.
As for Mitt, he looks exactly like Barbie’s Ken doll with the dark hair. Check it out the next time you’re in Toys-r-us. Ken would be a better Preznit than the Mittster.
You’ll be happy to know that Michelle Malkin has also gotten in on the act. This Michelle Malkin, that is.
TBogg,
On second thought, could you remove this post?
“Goddamn those are some ugly fucking kids. Jesus must hate Arkansas.”
I have no business attacking the Governor’s family. Seriously, that’s pretty rude.
Thanks.
Aww, humboldtblue, come on. The whole family is hideous. Ain’t no shame in it! Actually, after looking at that picture I began to understand Mike’s doubts about evolution.
I don’t think it’s fair to pick on the kids. It’s not their fault their parents are right-wing morons with no dress sense.
I can’t believe Limbaugh and the other frontliners dove into this fetid swamp — usually they leave this stuff for the catfight specialists like Ann Coulter and Katherine Parker (and Maureen Dowd). It’s not exactly gentlemanly behavior, is it?
But the elbow patches…
…on a shirt…
The elbow patches?!
Y’know, for the barbeque joint?!
Sleeves blown out, and all that…
We had a deal!
THE ELBOW PATCHES!!!
Aint my place to slur the child. The Big boys are fair game, patches and all. Walk into the airport with a gun …. well….
Caint be a-smearin’ someone who-aint-a-had-a-reckonin’ yet. Momma needer.
But…but…but…
The patches…
…THE MOTHERFUCKING ELBOW PATCHES!!!
That you would abandon the snark in favor of some bizarre personal demons…
…I don’t know what to say.
‘Scept lookit them stupid fucking patches!!!
On their shirt elbows!!!
Lads must have blown out a few sleeves at the local Sonic…
“…THE MOTHERFUCKING ELBOW PATCHES!!!”
Methinks we all got us some elbow patches in the clan.
ceahd mille failte
humboltblue–
A hundred thousand welcomes right backatcha.
And, no, we ain’t got no elbow patches in our clan.
Giant furry hats, M1895 Nagant sidearms and hammer-and-sickle pins, you bet.
But elbow patches?
They’re for anglo-saxon-celtic types.
Nostrovia!
As nostrovia!
Good Lord. I had to look at Reagan. I had to look at Nixon.
Where’s my compensation for that?
Actually, the only time I ever noticed it was with Barbara Bush. Even then, it was only because most people thought she was GHW Bush’s mother. Does anyone know what Rush’s relationship with his mother has been? It might explain a lot.
Oh, now I remember. He didn’t have one. He sprang, fully inflated, from the ass of Zeus.
This thread really shows what is screwed up about FDL comments and why TBogg’s old-timers don’t want to bother. Before this comment there were 47 comments- 20 of them were from 2 guys, humboldtblue and comsympinko, mostly cross talk and pointless link postings, 6 commenting on elbow patches and one when humboldtblue was replying to himself. Before TBogg moved, we would not have to wade through such utter bullshit and pointless, waste of space comments to see snarky and humorous comments by lots of different people on T’s post. When many of TBogg’s regulars said they were afraid of what would happen to the comments on TBogg V2.0, this is what they were afraid of. We now have FDL light.
Of course this thread may not be as bad as the first Random Ten, when many Firepups seemed to miss the word “Random” and posted Ten of their favorite songs because they did not have an iPod or MP3 player. Wait, yes it is just as bad.
Whoever posted this at the Old and Better Tbogg was correct:
Of course my favorite comment about FDL comment threads had to be gypsy howell, because she nailed it:
I’m trying Tom, but these comment threads really suck! Half the fun is gone. Most of the good commenters I liked reading have failed to make an appearance.
Okay. I hadn’t been familiar with tBogg and enjoyed his posts as well as the comments by old clientele. But, I sure don’t want to shit in anyone’s Rice Crispies. I’ll get my laughs off of Chase Me Ladies and leave you folks alone.
gttim–
Talk about utter bullshit and pointless waste of space.
Your blog is an Angus feedlot combined with the Sahara.
I left you a present.
Merry whatever.
Well comsy, if you want to post hundreds of comments a day, which I guess you only have time to do since you are unemployed or something, then maybe you should start a blog or something yourself. That would make it easier to ignore you pointless drivel.
I saw your comments. Wow, a little bitter huh? My favorite was:
They might post as well, except for your cluttered, and incoherent, as above, ramblings.
Then you get serious and mature:
You also come back to post again- what is it with you and your need to post multiple times everywhere?
Looks like I struck a nerve? And dude, if you are one, you assumed I’m leaving. You know what they say about assuming? It makes an ass out of you.
gttim–
Letting our private discourse out only proves what a worthless pile of excrement you are.
I went to your blog for the sole reason that I felt it was inappropriate to air dirty laundry in this public, civilized forum.
Now I see you have zero shame and that you really are the twiddling little fucker I knew you to be.
Shame on you, you worthless pile of dogshit.
Oh, and I’m a doctor.
And I practice.
This leaves me a surprising amount of free time.
But you’d know that if you were educated.