Comments on: Never surrender! Never admit you’re a gullible dumbass!

By: Phoenix Woman

Phoenix Woman — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:24:14 +0000

Oh, TBogg! This is like the multiple screaming orgasm of right-wing nutjobbery. I thought I could hear you cackling as you typed this.

By: dstatton

dstatton — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:48:22 +0000

If he though that the religiously insane at Liberty would not lie, he is just plain stupid. An accredited law school? I was amazed until I visited the website, which said it was “provisionally approved” by the ABA.

By: djangone

djangone — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:36:22 +0000

Ah, here we go. Captain Half Nelson has figured out that it’s a hoax, and his commenters get to the root of the matter. It’s liberals’ fault that conservatives are so gullible. From the Captains Quarters’ comment thread:

Godfey1099
Oh yes, how unfair of us? The government is so friendly and accommodating to Christians; letting us pray in schools and setup nativity scenes and post the ten commandments wherever we like. How could we begin to believe such slander? Maybe, if the Government types and lefty moonbats would stop all the PC fascist BS that pops around this time of year, we so called “wingnuts” would be less inclined to buy into these kind of stories.

By: Patricia

Patricia — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:30:37 +0000

Strawmen always provide the most satisfactory opponents. Yeehaw!

By: captphealy

captphealy — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:35:23 +0000

Yes, but the insurgency is in its last throes. I confidently expect insurgent activity to cease by January 2.

As for Tapscott, the man who said:

After all, I am the guy who has stenciled on his forehead: “If your mother tells you she loves you, check it out.”

Reagan said “trust, but verify”. Tapscott has to drag his mother into it.

By: VonZeppelin

VonZeppelin — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:11:58 +0000

Sounds like a great plan, Pug. I’m heading for Bakersfield as soon as I get the mattress and Grandmaw’s chair strapped to the Model T. I’m bringing my guitar, so I can write some songs that are kinda like Woodie Guthrie’s, except without the concern for working people. Something to life the spirits of the oppressed of our time, the white male: “This land is Rudy’s, this land is Romney’s. . .”

By: 4jkb4ia

4jkb4ia — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:49:34 +0000

RedState believed it, too. I got an email from them and laughed inwardly.

By: fauxmaxbaer

fauxmaxbaer — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:38:39 +0000

I thought BillO declared V-C Day in the War on Christmas.

I guess new fronts open all the time.

That was only victory in the Mission Accomplished sense of the word. There are still pockets of secular progressive insurgents.

By: DaPug

DaPug — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:57:12 +0000

To rescue all the desperate Oklahomans fleeing liberal fascism, California could offer fruit picking jobs to anyone who can make it there.

This would be a two-fer. California could rid itself of the scourge of Mexican fruit pickers and fill those hard, low paying jobs with real American Okies again, just like it used to be. The Okies would then be safe from liberal facsism and could celebrate Christmas in their shacks behind the orchard.

It’s not often that a difficult problem is so easily solved with a great outcome for everybody. Just leave troublemakers like Tom Joad behind, OK?

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:35:11 +0000

That’s not smoke! Someone shot Rudolph with an PRG!