Hey! Lumps of coal now come via email! Santa, you lazy bastard!

Well, lumps, anyway…

I love the Verizon Pony Commercial!

But anyway, I leave you all a Christmas Card at Left Toon Lane and Taking Stock

enjoy!

Merry equestrian Christmas.

First a show horse.

Then a pony.

as they say: be careful what you wish for. btw what is your shipping address?

While Newt was getting his jowls lifted, you’d think he’d have done something about those fangs. On the other hand, if I were a dentist, I wouldn’t want to deal with piranhas either…

Hope the entire TBogg household is having an excellent Solstice-Season-of-Choice-Holiday, and that Satchel and Beckham are enjoying their new little packmate, or at least a little something special in the dinner dishes.

Is it just me, or does Mrs. Newt have a real Dolly Parton (less the tits) thing going on? I dropped in here just before dinner, so I doubt I’ll be filling my plate all that full, what with visions of Newt stumbling around in my head…

Merry Christmas to everyone who loves TBogg, and of course to TBogg and all his loved ones.

On this holiest of holidays, a gentleman who firmly believes in Christian, family values sends you a picture of him and his third wife, who happens to be the women he had an affair with while married to his second wife!

Merry Christmas, suckers!

Yeah, well, gttim, his second wife had cancer. If anyone should have known that getting cancer was not the way to hold on to her husband, it was the second Mrs. Gingrich.

Is this the slutty staffer who would do him in his office while he was impeaching Clinton for the exact same thing?

You got it, Veritas.

This is also the woman who, since she’s Catholic, had her hubby try to get Ex-Wives #1 and #2 to agree to annul their marriages to him so she wouldn’t feel so guilty about being a homewrecker. (By the way: Neither Newt nor his two exes are Catholic.)

for the love of Dido, please don’t use that picture again. I can take Huge Halfwit’s man-boobs but this is enough to make me reach for the bucket. Mr Hypocrisy (Lifetime Achievement, 1998) is one thing but the Stepford Staffer is another (heh heh he said “Staffer.”)

Is it just me, or does Mme. Gingrich #3 look like one of the spirits we saw for the first ten seconds after the Nazis opened the Ark? Somebody please warn Newtie!

looking at wife #3 reminds me why i left texas in the first place. all the women look like her, even when they’re like 20. WAY too much make up, severly fried hair, all-around plastic. i guess some men consider that ‘hot’.

Is it just me, or does Mrs. Newt have a real Dolly Parton (less the tits) thing going on?

I thought it was more of a Hayseed Hilton thing.

My favorite Mr. and Current Mrs. Newt story: they endowed a scholarship at the lutheran religious college she attended for students studying organ and wind instruments.

The college, which portrays itself as a holdout against the decay in morals in public life, took the money and named the scholarship after their most famous graduate whose head couldn’t be seen from outside the car.

Aww, let’s go easy on poor ol’ Missus Newt. After all she had to blow the li’l feller while he was climbing up everyone’s ass about Clinton getting the same thing. Isn’t that punishment enough?

And have I just been watching too much King of the Hill, or is the Newter a dead ringer for Hank’s psychotic dad Cotton?