A bomb goes of in Rawalpindi effectively killing the Country Fred Lazytime Blogburst Jamboree. Citizen journalists mass to cover the event (the one in Pakistan, not the demise of Fredmentum) and a thousand Risk boards are unfolded and studied. Meanwhile, the tragedy allows a certain commentator to put off working on that term paper that he was supposed to turn in before going on Christmas break having instead spent his time practicing writing his name at the top.

Jonah Goldberg

Jonah Jacob Goldberg

J.J. Goldberg

J. Jacob Goldberg Ph.D.

Dr. Jonah Goldberg

Dr. Jonah Goldberg, Forensic Historian

Dr. Goldberg, Medicine Woman

Jonah McLovin

MC D-Load

etc.