Yep. Just look at that finger. Ramrod-straight, like the Gipper would have done it.

What is the deal with the hair obsession anyway? Shouldn’t we be past this now?

John Edwards is not “reasonable” because he is the strongest candidate the Dems could nominate. Consider just how pathetic it is that the stupid, childish hair issue seems to be all the rethugs have got on him. I still think Edwards should shave his head for the duration of the campaign. He would still be the hottest candidate, and it would kick the rethugs where it hurts — in their spin machine.

I’ll vote for Edwards if he loses that goddamned Southern twang. I’m tired of Southerners in the White House, even fake ones like Dickless McGongile up there. I’m just tired of hearing that fucking awful southern twang. Makes all of’em sound like ill-educated hillbillies who still use spitoons and haul moonshine down from the mountains. Send that primping pretty boy to Philly or Jersey for the nest 6 months and teach him how talk properly.

‘Cause we all know, guys who talk like Arthur Fonzarelli are the only ones who can look cool while primping in front of the mirror.

(Really, I’m tired of Southerners in the WH, there oughta be a law, only one southern fried chicken dick every 16 years.)

Since neither Flipper nor the Gipper are running, the Repugs are going into the Chipper. Fargo style!

Noonan must have been something to watch whenever the voices in her head danced madly when she was around him: “He’s my President.” “He’s my daddy!” “He’s my lover.” “He’s my President.” “He’s my daddy!” “He’s my lover.”

Um yeah, right.

Let’s get off all this shallow hair talk and move into issues that really matter to Americans.

Accents.

As if he purposefully went on YouTube (which she apparently thinks is a dating site or something, like Match.com) and left a video of himself doing his Edd Byrnes thing for everyone to see and groove to.

That’s Mitt-level ignorance, there.