Reading this in the bathroom (so the smell can be immediately hoovered out), love the freeze frames of her face as youtube stops.loads.stops.

She’s an adolescent riot.

Diamonds are forever; stupid is eternal.

You have to admit, Jesus would make a pretty damn awesome Pokemon.

Is there a medical term for her condition?

Is there a medical term for her condition?

Terminal conservatism.

Look at the fucking camera! My Ged, can you imagine if all the newscasters before teleprompters looked down all the time? If you have to read, you look up every once in a while.

Imagine the ornaments they made sure were not visible.

Lack of self awareness is her greatest friend; she cannot possibly understand how bad she is, and I don’t understand how grown-ups can believe that crap she read. Well-written crap, though.

as tbogg’s fabulous header
implies, mzzzz. malkin’s tree
is quite oddly festooned for
a fundamental christian — she
sports a yoda, and a pikachu,
among other action-figure ornaments. . .

i’ve posted my reply video, asking
essentially what she’s done to hasten “peace
on earth” — as the closing of that
particular new testament passage admonishes. . .

[there — now you won’t have to
watch hers again, to see the reply. . .]

i think it is the only reply video she’ll get. . .

poor mzzzz. malkin, never gets video
valentines. . . heh heh. . .

p e a c e

Thank you for linking to Bob Cesca instead of to our lady of concentration camps herself…

…that way I can click without the dirty, unclean feeling.