Interchangeable heads

Okay, let's see....

Matt, the San Diego Romney, attended something in San Diego called the "Salute to Elected Officials", and you can only imagine what a hot ticket that must have been. How hot?

I recently spoke along with Senator Wyland on behalf of my dad at a Salute to Elected Officials in San Diego. There were many party loyalists there from all over San Diego, along with several elected officials.

Yes. Only "several elected officials" actually showed up which seems rather unappreciative of them to not show up for a good saluting. And if you're wondering who Senator Wyland is (and I'm from San Diego and I've never ever heard of him) he's a State Senator from North County so he's not exactly Chuck Norris endorsement material. But then, in a serious political race, who is?

Next up Josh, the Crazy Eyed Romney, is proud of the fact that Romney boosters are finding alternative uses for Romney t-shirts like converting them to Christmas stockings as opposed to wearing them around town as a sign of support for DadMitt. They also make great Turtle Wax rags for after the dog shits all over the family station wagon.

Josh then tries to outdo Tagg in the Dad Mitt Suck-Up Olympics:

I wanted to put up a picture of me and dad on the plane in Iowa. I am so proud of him and what he has been able to accomplish, not only as a highly successful businessman or the man who turned around the debt and scandal plagued Salt Lake Olympics or the man who ran a conservative government in Massachusetts, but as the best father and grand-father any kid could hope for. We are all so proud to be working on his campaign to let voters know what caliber of man they have running for president. There is truly no one else like him.

The judges have given him a 9.5, 9.4, and a 9.7. Very lovely. Ben Romney, who has been pretty much a no-show all primary season, probably just lost a million in inheritance at least.

Craig, the Tom Brady-lookalike-if-you-squint-and-also-don't-what-Tom-Brady looks like Romney, once again takes advantage of campaigning on his dad's dime to take in a sporting event.

I made it out to the Las Vegas Bowl on a recent swing through Nevada

If DadMitt doesn't become President it's going to be Craig's fault.

I'm tel-ling.