Comments on: Se7en

By: VonZeppelin

VonZeppelin — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:20:33 +0000

There’s also just a touch of Pride in that “argument-never-made-with-such-care” stuff, no?

By: captphealy

captphealy — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:03:09 +0000

Actually, with D.P., you get a new list of Seven Deadly Sins:

Nepotism, Blegging, Smugness, Wanking, Gluttony, Sloth, and Ignorance.

By: humboldtblue

humboldtblue — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:53:10 +0000

OT,

but this is an advice column for the ages … just scroll down to the the “Lemming to a cliff” and enjoy.

http://www.tsblogs.com/hesaidshesaid/

By: moondancer

moondancer — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:43:00 +0000

Sorry, I won’t pay extra for a crayon X.

By: HammerinHankScorpio

HammerinHankScorpio — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:34:06 +0000

… and with Goldberg you only get Sloth.

I call B.S. Obviously, with Goldberg, you also get gluttony.

By: HeywoodJ

HeywoodJ — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:10:03 +0000

How much does Doughboy charge to color the whole thing? I imagine it depends on how much Mountain Dew Game Fuel he has left in the mini-fridge, and whether his Crayolas are worn to a nub yet.

By: humboldtblue

humboldtblue — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:09:27 +0000

Well, look at this way, Jonah is a free-marketeer, and as I am sure little green men live in Rudy Giuliani’s left ear, that his book contains all seven deadly sins in the first chapter, thereby negating the need to read the scholarly works.

Afterwards you are beclowned with a bachelors degree in Pants (BAP).

He talks about libruls, don’t he?

1. Liberals are prideful in ther fascism.
2. liberals envy Pantload.
3. Liberals lust after socialism the way Hillary Clinton lusts after the blood of all men.
4. Liberals (obviously that means brown-skinned minorities) are lazy, that’s why they want welfare, so they can sit around in their ratty sandals reading books that don’t come with cartoon illustrations (fascists).
5. Liberals are angry. At everything and everyone. They are even angry at themselves, all of the time, all of them. Anger, anger, anger.
6. Liberals are gluttonous in their usurpation of power and believe they can take away all of our snacks (funyuns, cheetos, orange power drink) and make us eat broccoli and beans an’ stuff.
7. Liberals are greedy fascists who want to allow all of the brown people to come here and have babies so that they can abort them at elaborate ceremonies featuring recitals of the Vagina Monologues and readings of Toni Morrison poetry.

By: Stavro

Stavro — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:03:15 +0000

I know it’s a tough call because, on the one hand, there would be the nipple-hardening joy of insisting that Jonah personally sign your copy: It was the best I could do. I am so deeply sorry. - D. Pantload …or it’s no deal.

I’d pay damn good money to see that.

By: thingwarbler

thingwarbler — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:59:37 +0000

The “nipple-hardening” is, of course, the chief reason some of us spend more time here than we do with our spouses, tbogg, you home-wrecker. Just like Jonah you bring us the stuff that matters, that gets us excited in that special way.

Meanwhile, some poor schmuck over at Amazon’s warehouse better find a select spot waaay in the back for those pallets of Liberal Fascism because once Hugh and the bedwetting set have secured theirs, there isn’t really much of a market left.