Well, give him a break – he’s clearly working from the same cloth that produced most of the Presidents (Repugnicans, at least) that we’ve had in his lifetime. There’s only so many dishrags you can make from that cloth.

Vote for Mitt! We need the entertainment.

Romney looks like his portrait would not scare small children. That’s enough for many Republicans. Competence, humanity, or compassion would be way too liberal.

Even shorter:

LEAVE MITT ALOOOOOONE!

Since I was unable to comment on the post concerning your health, I’ll do on this post on the Man With Secret Underwear: I am going into surgery tomorrow & emailed your quote to my wife, at her desk upstairs. She hasn’t gotten back to me. Send me the Bassetts. Please.

I’ve finally figured out where Mitt came from….he escaped from that Twilight Zone episode where the department store mannequins come to life. His turn at spending a month in the real world is gonna be over any day now.

A measure of the man’s deep sincerity is the way the camera crews always happen to be around when he is sharing warm and intimate moments with his family. The Big Decision to run for prez over Christmas, a little touch football with the boys, a picnic and a few fireworks. He probably lost in ‘94 because he hadn’t come up with that idea yet.

Poor Mitt — he didn’t realize that the old strategy of “If I keep displaying the utter vastness of my wealth and priviledge, they will make me President!” is soooooo twentieth century. Now it’s all about the “Fuck You” voting. People only want to cast votes for lunatics, populists, rebels — anyone whom the media hairdos have decided is a completely unelectable, ridiculous choice. It’s how Arnold Schwarzenegger won, I’m convinced it’s how Hilary won New Hampshire, and right now it’s all going for Huckabee.