“Ummmm…who’s Scarlett Johansson?”

I guess I deserve a triple helping of the Double Malkin, but I also asked that question while perusing that site, a veritable font of care and understanding combined with a keen sense of geo-political events along with a smattering of genuine love for thy fellow human.

So I must join ignorance, cleave it to my breast the way a gooper clings to the legacy of the Bush years, and ask again, “Ummmm…who’s Scarlett Johansson?”

I’m sorry, I couldn’t tell what those young men were yelling in the video. But they were probably telling those slutty women to go home.

As for Scarlett Johansson, I’m a friggin’ old woman in my sixties and I know who she is. I guess those people who won’t admit they know of her existence in order to demean her visit still cling to the middle-school urge to push pretty girls down in the mud to make them cry. What twits.

I know who she is only because my partner thinks she’s hot. Of course, my partner knows who Michelle Malkin is only because I think she’s evil and crazy.

Possibly this makes me an asshole, but I’d rather listen to Ms Johansson’s views on a lot of things, including the war in Iraq and the history of internment camps. I don’t think she’s an expert on either subject, so it makes them even.

no clue who johansson is — I guess she’s the driver of that big rig in the photo; but damn, that list of other grade a vixens from wingnuttia is the anti-viagra if I ever saw it…

Scarlett Johansson.

Ugly worthless most-certainly dyke bitch.

Malkin? Charen? Ingraham? Coulter?

Mmmm-Mmmm good.

Line ‘em up, baby. Delicious.

Wingnuttia is the most fucked up -tia in the history of time.

WORK949–

Ms. Johansson is like the Glengarry leads.

Giving them to you would be like throwing them away.

She’s for closers.

You weird, uninformed wingnut retard.

Oh. Have I got your attention now?

You don’t even get the set of steak knives.

You’re fired.

Scarlett Johansson – talented child actress with the usual problems finding decent material to segue into post-adolescent roles. (Match Point was decent, except for it being a retread on half of the much-better Crimes and Misdemeanors; don’t get me started on that piece of crap Lost in Translation.) She had no problems, however, developing into a babe.

As for her political views, who cares? The troops won’t be interested in her take on Pakistan after the Bhutto assassination. (Many of the troops may think Bhutto was John Belushi’s character in Animal House.) But then, the troops might even appreciate Malkin’s pingpongballcheerleader bit.

And seeing Debra Saunders’ name on that list just made me laugh. Then I cried, because I realized the writer was serious, and that’s just pathetic.

Kitty Pilgrim?
Really?? Ftom the TeeVee?

Um, Johansson was the bonded sex slave that hatched too early and fell in love with Picard. Silly wingnuts!

No, you’re getting confused with Famke Janssen.

(Damn. I’ve admitted too much nerd knowledge!)

Malkin;

A slattern. An untidy woman.

Don’t believe me?

Look it up.

There isn’t a male in Iraq who wouldn’t gladly squash the list of Hitler brides to spend one minute with Johansson. That is if they even knew who they were.

Ya know who the troops would like to see? Anita Bryant, that’s who. Introduced by the corpse of Bob Hope. Maybe in an all-star USO revue with Malkin and Coulter and the rest of that list. Our Boys need some wholesome entertainment, not this Johansson person, whoever she is, with her dubious political opinions.

Wasn’t this chicklet playing an adolescent in Man Who Wasn’t There & giving a bj to Billy Bob’s character when he crashed his car? Same one? Man, she had a flat chest then & her lips looked smaller, but Hollyweird changes them all to suit audience needs. If big ears came into vogue they’d all get ear botox.

how delicious, that woman

Nice that she paid our troops a visit, though. Maybe they know who she is.

I think it is safe to assume they know who she is. The others listed, I doubt it.

Anyone who has read TBogg for any length of time should know who she is.

I doubt there is a soldier in Iraq who would rather see some wingnut hag than Scarlett Johansson, even the gay ones. Of course anybody who listens to the wingnut hags are safely in the US of A and not in a uniform, other than a fast food restaurant or grocery store uniform.

I am more of a leg man, and have always preferred brunettes. I could make an exception for her, however. I think the only movie of hers I have seen is Lost in Translation. Not bad.

And there are people who think there are no side effects when you feed extra hormones to dairy cows.

Good grief, that is the most ludicrous asskissing ever, and lord knows I’ve seen some.

Got Milk?

Thanks for that. Your snark is a bright spark on this rainy day.

I’ll take “Boobs” for the win, Alex.

Ye Gods, that’s a work of art.

If you overinflate them like that, they don’t wear evenly.

That list is only a Kate O’Beirne and a Phyllis Schlafly away from the worst Masturbation Fantasy All-Star Team ever.

I’ll see your O’Beirne & Schlafly, & raise you a Babs & Laura & Jenna & Not-Jenna manage-a-quatre!

Three words.

Kathryn Jean Lopez.

(Shudder)

Of course anybody who listens to the wingnut hags are safely in the US of A and not in a uniform, other than a fast food restaurant or grocery store uniform.

Unfortunately, that isn’t exactly true. Last I heard the soldiers can get all the Limballs and the rest that they want, but progressive sites like Crooks and Liars, etc. are blocked from the PC’s available to those stationed overseas. They’re over there fighting for democracy so they can easily understand why their own rights to avoid censorship don’t matter. Makes sense in a Rethug sort of way.

I’m sorry, what was the question again?

MMMMMMMmmm, BOOOOOOOoooooobz.