So, if Rudy spelled his name differently, he’s have won? Thank god for the “y”.

RIP Joe,
I miss you.

FU ghoulini,
I piss on your 911.

Sayonara Ghouliani.

We are all the richer for your spineless capitulation.

May your 9/11 “legacy” rest in pieces.

Now Rudy’s got ‘em right where he wants ‘em. He’s just waiting to make his move. Ha! You think he’s beaten? That’s what they thought when Muhammad Ali would do that rope-a-dope thing. That’s what they thought about the 1980 US hockey team. Don’t forget the 1969 Mets! And 9/11. Have I mentioned 9/11?

Don’t let the skyscraper collapse on you on the way out.

Rudy can’t can fail. Thank the God of your choice.

Hey, at least he didn’t get hung, upside down next to his mistress.

That’s why the GOP electorate has a reputation for grandmotherly kindess.

This obviously helps Giuliani.

Spectacular. I dont recall a flameout of this caliber in presidential politics. Thank you Rudy, you were gracious in your humiliation. Back to cross-dressing.

One authoritarian nutjob down, 2 to go…

Bwaha! Erick the RedState sez:

So, we’re left with the tool from Massachusetts and the nut from Arizona. Both are unpalatable, because the only consistent thing about one is his hair and the only consistent thing about the other is his crazy. Frankly, though, given the choice between the hair or the crazy, I’ll take the crazy. At least he has a shot at winning.

But they both suck.

I liked the ErickRS bit about not calling people traitors.

This guy admits McCain is crazy but would still support an insane person as President of the United States as long as that person was a Republican.

What do I call someone who clearly chooses the political interests of his party over the well-being of his country?

Fuck’n traitor…

I remember thinking, some months back: “So, the anointed Repub is a pro-choice, pro-gay, pro gun control cross-dresser? Yeah, that should work out well.”

So today is no big surprise. But fuck ‘im anyway. Oh… and over at Drudge: “LIMBAUGH DOES NOT CONCEDE, VOWS TO FIGHT ON… DEVELOPING… ” in red, of course. Hilarious.

Meahwhile, here’s dear departed Joe playing one of teh coolest songs ever.

So who told you the buildings were going to come down, Rudy?

…Never mind…just go away…

Here’s to Joe!

Ahhh, seventy-seven, when an import lp could change one’s life…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6EUVImnHr48

I wonder if the fact that Rudy looks like the bastard love-child of a howler monkey and a vampire bat had anything to do with his demise?
Not to mention that weird shit he does with his eyes.

How’d you like to look out your window some dark night and see something like that flitting across your lawn?

He reminds me of Dr. Smith on Lost in Space for those old enough to remember it. This is both in physical apearance as well as being an all-around weasel.

Sadly, this fucked up world will always find a place for ill tempered, annoying megalomaniacs.

Would that it was in the trunk of a car, but hey…

His quest for a balcony shall live on…

Has anyone audited Rudy’s campaign funds? Where did all the money go? This could be the biggest scam since “The Producers”.

Wouldn’t it be just so cool if the winning brown recluse spidersRepublicans sucked the juice out of their mateslosing primary candidates at the conclusion of reproduction voting, leaving behind the dried whithered carapaces of their mates opponents?

Word has it that Princess Judy needed a new tiara to match her purse.

“DANGER! DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!”

Oh the pain…the pain….