You mean he wasn’t before?

Is this another analogy making fun of Doughy Pantload?

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In tears now.
Laughing too hard.
Can’t catch breath.
Gurgling.
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Wiping away final tear.
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I used to think he was so cool. Now, not so much.

Ralph Nader = the independent Harold Stassen

What you got against genital herpes? It at least has no choice in what it does and is incapable of understanding the damage it causes.

That may be a bit unfair to Stassen. I was thinking more of Lyndon LaRouche or Gus Hall or Snoopy. The candidates may all suck in their own way, but that doesn’t make Nader the answer. If he wants to really do something, then let him run for an office he would actually have a chance of winning.

Nader now has less credibility as a Presidential candidate than Pat Paulsen did.

The good news, after 8 years of Shrub, is that he’s likely to be about as popular as genital herpes.

As a very wise man once said, “Ralph Nader is a goat-blowing assclown.”

I’ve said it before and will say it again, Nader can’t force anyone to vote for him.

If Clinton and/or Obama can’t persuade voters that they are worth supporting, then it’s they who have a problem. It isn’t Nader’s fault for trying to offer an alternative, and even if he doesn’t run there’s always another alternative, namely not voting at all.

Those poor goats!

As I recall, dear Mr. Nader chose a fucking loony new-age Indian princess as a running mate.

I mean, please.

STFU you asshole!

So how much are the Rethug front groups going to give Nader this time? Surely he has a much, much higher price for his whoredom this time than the last time his ego fucked over the entire country, world, and known universe.

Yeah, it’s completely unfair to Stassen; hopeless as he was, at least Stassen wasn’t a batshit crazy narcissist. Lyndon LaRouche is a better analogy.

Of course, I think Tbogg’s post is unfair to genital herpes.

Pat Paulsen ‘68? Showing your age, gramps.

Which of his ideas do you all not like?

LaDouche may be a batshit crazy narcissist, but his domestic policy platform is a heck of lot more sound than the emanations from our current narcissist-in-chief, and his minions of a**-kissers whose only domestic policy questions are related to the availability of pillows for their knees.

Well, if you want to set the bar that low, go right ahead. Me, I expect a little more.

Dude, someone should tell Nader to lay off the bologna. It causes flare ups you know, not to mention listeria if you eat it raw.

…And with the current crop of Preznintial wannabes, you’ll invariably be disappointed. Despite 8 years of Chimpy and Friends damn near sinking the Ship of State in the Bermuda Triangle of Middle Eastern politics while selling out the people who supported them most loyally, I remain confident that the Dems will somehow snatch defeat from the maws of victory. My late friend Ben used to tell me I was too young to be so cynical; but it’s the unfortunate by-product of working in a field where you get to see the legacy of crappy policy decisions first hand.