Maybe he can find some nice placement in the services sector?

Look for Tagg on Monster.com.

Does that cruiser come with the “Kathryn Jean Lopez Love Seat”? Because if not, feh, why bother?

I thought it was driven off a cliff shortly after McCain punked Mittens in WV.

“Includes roof-mounted luggage rack. Slight brown stains on rear window.”

Look for McCain to adopt at least three Junior Mitts in exchange for the bus, Romney’s delegates, and some cash.

“Junior Mitts”

Don’t they sell those at the movie theater?

Oh noes! Iz losted my Mittens!

If this bus is rockin’–don’t come knockin’.
Mormons on Board

If this bus is rockin’ rapturing–don’t come knockin’.
Mormons on Board

Fixed