So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Meanwhile, Anne Coulter is downing her fifth bottle of Chardonnay and contemplating the balcony of her tenth-floor suite at CPAC…

The milk of human kindness does not run in his veins. Funny how people pick up on that.

Well, Michelle Malkin has the answer for all of those poor conservatives with the hang-dog expressions. Don’t calm down, no, get started on building those internment camps!

“Don’t sit and wait for the fence to get built. It won’t be finished under the Bush administration or a McCain administration or an Obama or Hillary Clinton administration. What you can do is pressure mayors and police chiefs and city councils to rescind dangerous sanctuary policies. What you can do is alert county sheriffs that you want them to work with the feds to end illegal alien catch-and-release policies in your neighborhood.. What you can do is stop patronizing businesses that you know are knowingly employing illegal immigrants using fake Ids and stolen Social Security numbers.”

Jesus-fukcing-christ, “catch and release” … not only are they “illegal aliens” they’re not even human beings.

Hee hee, I just checked the backtracks to her post and she proudly displays Jon Swift. I am choking on my sandwich.

Goddamit to hell, my “Mountain Meadow Massacre” tee shirts aren’t back from the silk screeners yet! I was gonna make a killing selling ‘em at MittRallies.

This economy sux.

Fucking Bill Clinton…

Well, $40,000,000 isn’t much of a boost to the Bush economy, but he got his delegates at bargain prices compared to Gulliani.

Huck can actually talk about getting lots of bang for the buck. Hope the CPACers decide to show McCain that they are serious by voting for Huck. Huckbucks would probably be a (sub)prime investment for them.

Meanwhile, pass the popcorn.

Anne Coulter is downing her fifth bottle of Chardonnay

You think Anne is depressed??? K-Lo must be positively desolate …

“Meanwhile, Anne Coulter is downing her fifth bottle of Chardonnay and contemplating the balcony of her tenth-floor suite at CPAC…”

I made a comment to my young CPAC friend before I hung up … “Stay away from the Ron Paul supporters, and stay away from Coulter too!”

He responded, “she’s a lot prettier in person than on TV.”

Aha ha ha ha ha…
Funniest damn summary I’ve seen all day.

For those of you who live in the golden state of California, I forgot yesterday to wish you a happy “Ronald Reagan Day.”

http://gov.ca.gov/press-release/8705/

Check this video out from TPM, classic. Is Laura ever going to speak to Mitt again? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwLnIhJWV2I

Maybe this will raise the spirits of TBogg, now that Mitt has dropped out an’ stuff …

“Scarlett Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s upcoming “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.” A source tells us: “It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz’s husband.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....85459.html

Raised my spirits.

I have to say, I was really hoping Mitt’d hang in long enough to spend down the boys’ inheritance some more. Those are folks who need to not have enough money handed to them to influence the world in any way whatsoever. In fact, if he didn’t leave them enough on which to have more kids, that’d work out great for everyone.

Meanwhile, Anne Coulter is downing her fifth bottle of Chardonnay and contemplating the balcony of her tenth-floor suite at CPAC…

Don’t tease.

I wonder what non-military means of fighting terrists the Fab Five will turn to now?

Hate to crush all the, um, “spirits” raised by your revelation, but you really have to go over to Sadly, No! to hear Capt. Trollypants’ rap defense of Jonah Goldberg.

Yep, you heard that right.

Take the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard, seen, touched, smelled or tasted.

It’s Nobel-worthy compared to this ode to Cheetos, constipation, and Teh Pantload.

Click over at your peril.

Is this KJ-Lo? La Llorana?

http://www.dogbitelaw.com/grap.....-small.jpg

I heard it earlier. What a world, what a fucking world.

Bad news for the Presidential bid but good news for our armed services, for, as someone pointed out over at TPM, this frees up the brothers for serving the country in a more traditional manner.

What was that about “priapism” again…?

Where will the Mittsters bent erection take him next? Right, left, up or down?

Alt shorter Mitt:

“If I keep running the terrorists win.”

Then the house band played a medley of The Whole World Turned Upside Down and One Bad Apple.

Best Shorter Mitt was yesterday’s John Deering cartoon — a bumper sticker saying “Moot Romney”.