Dude, seriously, I’m eating.

I thought the accepted alternative spelling of Schlafly was “harridan”.

Ooh, she gives me such a soft-on. Hooking up with her… it’d be the mental equivalent of necrophilia, no?

God, Tom, are you trying to turn me straight?

The Eagle sores…Phyl is actually a tonic to the eyes after that Malkin assault on the ears…I need to get out more…What time is it?…

I find it despicable that you would stoop so low as to post this kind of sexist, ageist crap on your site.

Besides…I’ll bet she gives one hell of a gummer.

Those who can not remember the lessons of history are condemned to fuck ugly old women?

That’s way harsh, tbogg.

I thought her kid was named James Hatt Chlamydia. We just call him Jimmy Hatt.

It’s always the loudmouth Jesus-freak thats pulling the most disgusting sexual escapades. I happen to know she picked up those STDs traveling with the circus as a clown groupie. Don’t tell anyone.

The last thing that Filo Clapmeat wrote, I think — or at least bylined — was a column demanding that the Navy be able to kill as many dolphins and whales with its sonar testing as said tests might require.

I felt the need to scrub myself down with bleach afterwards.