The chick was a hit because her body was boomin’

Unlike about three thousand other bloggers that I could mention, I was brought up properly and so I shall disregard the scurrilous and unfounded reports of John McCain’s alleged tryst with lobbyist Vicki Iseman.

And if you think that I’m going to go into great detail talking about their bodies thrusting and writhing, covered in a sheen of sweat and errant smears of Astroglide , the quiet gasps, the guttural groans, the cries to heaven, the cheap hotel room littered with adult "novelties", the air filled with a pungent and musky aroma of sex, Amyl nitrite, creamed corn, and Axe Body Spray for Seniors… well, I’m not going to go there, so you should just look elsewhere for your cheap thrills.

And shame on you for thinking otherwise….