She looks enough like his wife that it almost isn’t cheating. Doubt she’s a junkie like the old lady.
The GOP is doing back flips cuz its a woman not a child or an undercover cop.
The description is funny but gut churning. Where can I get Axe for seniors?

MCCAIN IN POSSIBLE ADULTERY SCANDAL.

NYT and WaPo both reporting improprieties with lobbyist Vicki Iseman.

Considering he left his first wife Carol, committing adultery after the horrible injuries she sustained in an automobile accident while he was POW in Vietnam…

The man is filth.

Just posted in the previous thread.

Damn you TBogg.

Always one step ahead.

I am with Atrios. Just the thought of McCrazy and sex makes me want to hook the whiskey bottle up to an I.V. (and I ain’t no spring chicken).

You forgot the wetsuits and Steely Dan (NOT the band…)

That photo reminds me of a trip we took to Walt Disney World a few years back. Our sojourn on the Safari Ride at Disney’s Animal Kingdom started off with a pair of rhinos, er, doin’ what rhinos do (apart from stamping out fires). Half of the people on the tram started snapping photos, the other half covered the eyes of their children.

Well, when the running for President thing doesn’t work out, McCaine Mutiny would be a credible spokesman for Viagra.

I got his new campaign theme song!!!

Having given serious consideration to the facts now before us…

I’m headed to the ER because the shudder that seized me after fully comprehending the sick, twisted depravity gave me whiplash.

Thanks a bunch, NYT - now whenever he’s on the teevee, I will be forced to imagine him in a leather geek S&M mask.

It won’t be a choice, mind you - Forced, I say. Forced.

It would be irresponsible not to (”… imagine him in a leather geek S&M mask,” that is).

On the one hand, I bet if you trace this rumor it links to Newt’s machine.

On the other… giggle- snort!

I guess that’s why he’s called a straight shooter.

Not to mention “John.”

Is there any chance this is why Huckabee hung around? He knew this was coming or even had a hand in it? One wonders.

moondancer,

If so, the sweet, sweet irony of the hand wringing choices to be made in the GOP: do we stick with the adulterer with the liberal bent, or do we throw him out with the bathwater and throw our weight behind the hillbilly who speaks in tongues?

Doesn’t matter either way — the real concern of the good ol’ boys will be to secure a steady supply of spiked mint julips to deal with the fact that we’ll have a black president named Hussein in less than a year… or a not-man.

There’s a line of thought that argues the Times held on to this story, if so, well, all I can say is welcome to the fray Mr. McCain.

Creamed corn? Hmm, never thought of that.

Okay, so you’re the “M” partner, right?

I don’t care about sex scandals as such. What I do care about is when someone like McCain (or Bob Livingston before him) is not just metaphorically but literally in bed with the lobbyists.

Josh Marshall says they held the story because of intense lawyer pressure from Mac. They only ran with it cuz 2 other papers were on it too. It looks gutted, lawyers chewed on this story, but its too hot and will all come out.

She looks enough like his wife that it almost isn’t cheating.

Not only that, but d’jever notice how much McCain’s wife looks like his mother?

Ewwwwwww…

We sure be more like Rush.

For now on, refer to her as “Sticky Semen” or “Vickie ISaMan and then cough and correct yourself.

Gee, thanks for that mental picture, TRex

bodies thrusting and writhing, covered in a sheen of sweat and errant smears of Astroglide , the quiet gasps, the guttural groans, the cries to heaven, the cheap hotel room littered with adult “novelties”, the air filled with a pungent and musky aroma of sex, Amyl nitrite, creamed corn, and Axe Body Spray for Seniors.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

…sex and Ben-Gay

Of course, there was that one wild night when Johhny Mac turned to his telecom babe and said “Honey, why dontcha hand me that tube of K-Y.”
But she made a fateful mistake and reached for the Ben-Gay….and this song was sung:

Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

Miss Vicki has also met with Rudy and Dubya in her illustrious career as a labiast.

He does like them blonde and tough, doesn’t he? (I am now going to self-censor all of my comments about the other details about how he probably likes it because I just asked to have my own sensibilities considered.)

I can’t wait for the GOP response, once the really sordid details start to come out

“Well, at least it wasn’t with other men in an airport restroom!”

“No diapers or hookers were used in the making of this scandal! He’s a NORMAL cheating husband & stuff!!!1!!”

Well, actually, with McCain’s age, it’s not so clear that diapers weren’t involved. It would be irresponsible not to speculate

I’m not sure I’d want to cheat on Cindy. She looks like she’s got some of them crazy Tagg eyes.

Actually I came for the details.

I’m too lazy to look it up, but I wonder how the timing of this little affair dovetails with Cindy’s last long bout with painkiller abuse.

I can’t wait for the GOP response, once the really sordid details start to come out

“Well, at least it wasn’t with other men in an airport restroom!”

“No diapers or hookers were used in the making of this scandal! He’s a NORMAL cheating husband & stuff!!!1!!”

Well, actually, with McCain’s age, it’s not so clear that diapers weren’t involved. It would be irresponsible not to speculate
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Well,…(–And you know this is going through their tiny brains–) at least he didn’t ask for a b.j. in OUR Oval Office–like the Clenis!

It’s only depraved if it occurs in the Oval Office.

I think that rather explains all the bum fucking that we as a country have gotten over the past 7+ years.

Dammit, that’s ANOTHER keyboard I have to clean…

Hey, this post just made NPR’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me.

I heard it too, SJay.

Oddly enough, host Peter Sagel didn’t describe the photo that accompanied the title. Sniffle…