10 year-old Barack Obama and Deval Patrick at Webelos Camp

Jeff Fecke points out that Lisa Schiffren (most famous for being Dan Quayle's speech writer) is on to us:

Tonight’s case in point: Lisa Schiffren, a writer for National Review, which has a proud tradition of opposing race-mixing and communism. And that’s gotten Schiffren to thinking: is it possible that Barack Obama is a secret product of a cabal of communist Jews bent on creating biracial children of African descent in a nefarious plot to seize America’s vital bodily fluids?

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Time for some investigative journalism about the Obama family’s background, now that his chances of being president have increased so much.

Oh, God. You know what this means — Michelle Malkin is, even now, constructing a time machine so she can go see what kind of countertops were in Barack Obama’s childhood kitchen.

Disclaimer #1: Lisa Schiffren...

"....grew up in liberal circles in New York City — a place to which people who wished to rebel against their upbringings had gravitated for generations. And yet, all of my mixed race, black/white classmates throughout my youth, some of whom I am still in contact with, were the product of very culturally specific unions. They were always the offspring of a white mother, (in my circles, she was usually Jewish, but elsewhere not necessarily) and usually a highly educated black father."

So she is like, Society's Child.

Disclaimer #2: I too have been compromised. In 1976 I was Maulana Ron Karenga's travel agent. Therefore I was exposed to Marxism, Afro-American Nationalism, Pan-Africanism, and booking round-trip flights on Pacific Southwest Airlines. So... Do. Not. Fuck. With. Me.