That’s for real???? That was actually syndicated???? Is today Wear Your Stupidity Loud and Proud Day?

What the fuck?

You have to stop reprinting these. They give me headaches.

Words fail

In this case, so does draftsmanship and common sense.

It’s February, and they’re already calling the Obamas Nazis. Where will they be by summer? Here, one expects.

You realize, of course, that her trousers defy physics?

I must inescapably plagiarize humboldtblue (now with extra punctuation): What the fuck?!?

Looks like we have a winner in the World Class Asshole competition.
Congrats, chris you fuckhead!

The man has obviously never seen a (female) breast up close.

Self referential error. Stunning in its stupidity. Chris, you’re a sexist fascist prick. Hows that for A Godwin violation?

Potentially the most entertaining part of the next 8+ months will watching the dawning realization on the right that a Negro will be our next President.

Yep that’s Godwin’s Law alright.

The only place wingnuts are even marginally self-aware is in comic strips.

What does that guy’s stomach want her to do again?

Where can I get one of those talking sweatshirts?

Before teh internets we just never knew what these people were thinking. This is getting positively scary.

Yes, if you’re wearing a T-shirt, it’s very important to change into a shirt with buttons and then open it to the navel if you want to do a really convincing Hitler imitation.

I won’t hold my breath waiting for the comic wherein she recites O’Reilley’s comments wearing a white hood.

Jesus, that is sick.

you just know he diddles himself while drawing the chick.

The sun came up this morning. In other news, Obama cannot win for losing. He and his wife are trying to damp down the idea that he will ride in and magically save everybody, that he will need his supporters’ help and demand it, as community organizers do and stuff, and suddenly he is a Nazi. Really disgusting.

Obama is trying to say that he will need his supporters’ help. He is not trying to damp down that idea. Syntax malfunction.

I never knew about this comic until seeing several examples of its impressively retarded art and lack of funny. I can’t believe anyone reads what is obviously just an excuse for the artist to (badly) draw cubist cleavage.

Oh, Jeez, the flopsweat of desperation is a-flyin’ when the buttheads of the right see Mazism in Michelle Obama’s words. They scared Hugh Hewitt too. Which makes it a good thing.

Here’s what Mrs. Obama said:

He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism, that you put down your division, that you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones, that you push yourselves to be better, and that you engage.

Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual – uninvolved, uninformed…

Uninformed was her word, not uniformed. Muir can’t even get THAT right. As my dad would say, ‘the boy would fuck up an anvil.’

And while the Buttheads of the Right may, indeed, see Mazism, I meant to write Nazism.

(Must remember preview)

Yes, Zed apparently can talk from his belly button.

While Chris Muir talks out of his ass.

Hasn’t he read Burroughs? Talking out of your ass can come to no good end.

Bag of hammers, meet Chris Muir.

You’ll be assisting Mr. Muir with such daily activities as getting out of bed and tying his shoes without him soiling himself or ruining the furniture.

It’s an impossible task, but somebody’s got to try.

http://www.harpers.org/archive…..c-90002426

Here’s a fun piece on Jonah and lberal fascism, well worth the read …

You know, calling Mrs Obama a Nazi for, uh, I dunno, an enthusiastic pep speech, is fucking dimwitted and crass enough, but I’m also wondering what the hell kind of guy would show us the contents of his head when they evidently include his MarySue being aroused by his girlfriend’s Hitler routine.

Chris, get help. At the very least, knock off the psyche exhibitionism. We all just point and laugh every time you dangle your tiny little sense of humor at us.

I guess Barack has hit the wingnut trifecta, in a single week being called a Communist (because his mom married a GASP!! Negro person), a false Messiah (because he can actually stir a crowd with his words, unlike the mouldering mummies on the GOP side), and now a Nazi, or at least the husband of one.

no, you didn’t make Godwin’s Law, you made doody. but in your case it’s about the same

Over at NRO, Jim Geraghty writes:

Last night I appeared on Hugh’s show, and his producer Duane mentioned a Michelle Obama speech at UCLA. Captain Ed talked about this a bit, but I hadn’t seen anyone transcribe the part of the speech where it gets a little… unnerving. It starts at about 8:41 in the audio.

Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

I’m sorry, nowhere in the Constitution does it authorize the President of the United States to demand anyone shed their cynicism. And I’m all for people pushing themselves to be better, but I don’t think the President demanding it is the way to go about it.

Mr. Geraghty is exactly right, of course. However, he neglects to mention that the Constitution also does not authorize a President to demand that anyone ask what you can do for your country, to fear nothing but fear itself, or to stop bucks at his desk or anywhere else.

As a matter of fact, the Ninth Amendment makes it clear that any exhortation to greatness, change, bravery, courage, or sacrifice must come from the people–or possibly the legislative branch–and never from the President.

Yes, Scott Horton wrote the best review I’ve seen of LF.

Yesterday douchebag Robert Samuelson says that the problem with Obama is that he’s not asking his supporters to do anything. http://www.washingtonpost.com/…..02336.html

Today Douchebag Chris Muir — or at least his strangely breated alter ego — says that when Michelle Obama says her husband expects his supporters to do something she’s a nazi.

strangely breasted alter ego, I should have said.

I am seriously speechless. I can’t even form a coherent response to this shitty scribble.

Look!
I NEED TO SEE TEH BOYZ.
No excuses. If I don’t see Beckham/Satchmo in teh next 5 hours I am going to vote for John McCain. DO YOU HEAR ME????

Teh Boyz! NOW!

Those breasts look like implants. He must be from Southern California.

all I know is that if even one of my tatas looked like that, I’d be running to the doctor’s office. *running*.

Agreed; they don’t even aim the same direction, much less appear to be attached to the same body.

If this is the best the wingnuts have got, well, it ain’t much other than juvenile boob and boner jokes.

I’ve seen more authentic characters in Happy Days slash fanfic.

What in the hell is wrong with that woman’s breasts? Seriously. Has Muir even seen a pair since his mom stopped breastfeeding him?

There should be a Constitutional Amendment banning wingnuts from ever attempting humor.

For the children, of course.