TBogg » Cum laude? Eh, not as much as you would think….

By: TBogg Tuesday February 26, 2008 8:23 am

Congratulations to Monica Goodling, the Learning Annex Law Student of the Year, on her engagement to Mike Krempasky, founder of Red State! Sometime later this year the happy couple will consummate their Godly union in a little something called ‘business time‘.
This will be the first time for Ms. Goodling, and the second for Mr. Krempasky dating back to when he was publicly screwed by his friend, Ben Domenech.

Mazel tov, you crazy kids!

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19 Responses to “Cum laude? Eh, not as much as you would think….”

thingwarbler February 26th, 2008 at 8:30 am

Ewwww… this’ll no doubt be the result of that union business.

Ah, if only she’d been a White House intern instead of a Gonzales groupie, she could’ve blown the President as a warm-up for Mike.

pseudonymousinnc February 26th, 2008 at 8:39 am

August J Pollack wins that thread:

No word on when the happy couple plan to have their first child, but it’s expected that despite Krempasky’s best efforts it will never be as popular as Markos Moulitsas’.

Krempasky is usually pleasant when explaining his operative ways at DKos. Utterly abhorrent views, but honest about his methods. Though if I’d known he was La Goodling’s squeeze during her SJC days, I’d have wanted her thrown in the Capitol cells. For her own good, natch.

sophiebrown February 26th, 2008 at 8:47 am

Looks like she hired the stylist who did her senate testimony to do the engagement photos.

Hatmandu February 26th, 2008 at 9:05 am

Love this comment by Krempasky at the third link, responding to a questioning of his man-love for Ben;

I’ll let Ben speak for himself – he’s pretty much the smartest guy I know anyway. Besides, I’m Catholic. I think our official position on the particulars of Creation is…”well, who cares? God did it. How? Dunno.”

Pretty much sums up the serious thinking done by the Wingers on just about every issue.

And as far as the marriage goes, there must be an applicable incest law we can apply to stop this unnatural union, no?

drsquid February 26th, 2008 at 9:28 am

The honeymoon will be the best 30 seconds of their lives.

RachelS February 26th, 2008 at 10:01 am

How cute! The Goodling and the Nerdling!

Elliott February 26th, 2008 at 10:05 am

minimus cum laude

captphealy February 26th, 2008 at 10:14 am

Re: the eventual offspring:

In Heaven, everything is fine…

doctorbloor February 26th, 2008 at 10:32 am

I wonder if they’ll be registering at Covington and Burling so well-wishers can chip in for a few hours of Lanny Breuer’s services?

TheRealityBasedDave February 26th, 2008 at 10:40 am

Comments there are great! My fav (so far):

hmmm,
a jesus freak and a repressed homosexual.
how RNC

jbk123 February 26th, 2008 at 10:55 am

Jonah Doughy Pantsload is pissed off now. He liked being the coolest overweight right-winger on the scene married to a frumpy Hitler Youth fraulein, and now he’s got to compete with this groovy couple.

JDM3 February 26th, 2008 at 11:00 am

Mebbe she’ll throw fine stout lads like that sassy looking Huckabee woman.

What a pair of revolting little shits.

Bill February 26th, 2008 at 11:07 am

Regents University!
Isn’t that “Jiffy Law” where Hot Lips Michele Bachmann from Mn 6’s got her ORAL ROBERTS “Law” degree?
Your diploma in 30 minutes or the oil change is FREE.

(R they getting married in Jail?)

TheOtherWA February 26th, 2008 at 11:22 am

Two of my fave comments from ATL:

Ken and Barbie of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: woundedduck | February 26, 2008 09:37 AM

and

I for one wish the happy couple the best of days. May they enjoy every pre-indictment moment they have together.

And if things get rough, may our corrupt President grant one of them a pre-conviction pardon.

Posted by: stickler | February 26, 2008 01:55 AM

Skip the pardon thing, but an indictment would be just perfect.

sophronia February 26th, 2008 at 11:23 am

Aw, pasty young people in love!! Doesn’t it just warm your heart?

Those engagement photos are terrible, though. They look like Sears catalog models who’ve never even met before, except with worse clothes and makeup.

moondancer February 26th, 2008 at 11:35 am

Two dumplings waddling through life blanketed in oblivion.

bonkers February 26th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

Something tells me Krempastey will be earning his cum laude on wedding night in, oh, 5 or 10 seconds. Monica will then sob uncontrollably.

ceo1 February 26th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

So as club membership dwindles, Ben has to take over as secretary, treasurer, and president.

Bill February 26th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Comments seem to have been frozen for awhile or there would be hundreds… DO NOT MISS this haiku