Comments on: I was sad because I had no spit fork rotisserie attachment…

By: fauxmaxbaer

fauxmaxbaer — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:12:22 +0000

Can we call him Disturb Ed?

By: TheRealityBasedDave

TheRealityBasedDave — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:44:05 +0000

Leave out the “cap’n” part. Just call him special!

By: quakerinabasement

quakerinabasement — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:16:37 +0000

These chocolate bunny Democrats — sugary and smooth on the surface, melting under the slightest heat and pressure to expose a void inside

Wow.

This is the finest example of faux-literate wingnut metaphor abuse I’ve ever seen. Gomer deserves some kind of award. When does this year’s Bulwer-Lytton contest open?

By: captphealy

captphealy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:24:48 +0000

Then again, there’s the Pantload, the Cap’n,

Hey! When you mean Captain Ed, say Captain Ed.

Some of us Cap’ns are OK. There’s me, Cap’n Crunch…

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:42:14 +0000

Although willing to pay any price, Gomer was able to able to pick up a replacement grill for 15% off at B***’s Seafood and Tourist Trap with a coupon from The Coastland Times, proving that not only are Americans indomitable, they are thrifty.

There. Fixed.

By: Robster

Robster — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:07:09 +0000

You know PJ Media sprung for the deductible on his renter’s insurance for that grill.

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:45:50 +0000

Gun Counter Gomer might be the stupidest person in the history of the universe.

Then again, there’s the Pantload, the Cap’n, O’Lielly, Hannity, Tucker, Atlas Juggs, McFartle, the Kristol Family Wampyrn, the Goodling+the Gimp abomination, the Troglodyte Family Kagan, Hindercocket, the Box Turtle, I Haz Bukit, Darth Dick, Chimpy McTrouserstain, Helicopter Ben, Gollum Greenspan, Condipizza Shite, et. al. der alter Senatus populus que douchebaggius maximus.

I’ve forgotten the other 739 wingbat subhumans.

They know who they are, and so does the universe.

My understanding of this universe is finite.

Their stupid is infinite.

As is our suffering.

Let them all meet their karmically necessary end.

Hanging from hooks in Kali’s eternal torture chamber.

By: humboldtblue

humboldtblue — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:31:10 +0000

“Ray Bob’s B-B-Q Barn and Chigger Clinic”

To paraphrase Chris Matthews and that chracter from the Simpsons, “HAH-HAH”

You know damn well he got a deal, just ’cause he’s a blogger’n’stuff.

By: liquiddaddy

liquiddaddy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:17:49 +0000

Mr. Bogg,

Why do conservatives seemingly always compare liberal folks to food, the vagina or nazis?

By: captphealy

captphealy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:14:02 +0000

The picture of the 9/14 aftermath looks like the grill threw up, an occurrence not unfamiliar to those who experience direct exposure to Gomer, his cooking, or his writing.