Ann Althouse, a box of wine, and a TV:
10:19: Obama is confronted with his "most liberal" ranking. I find his talking tiresome and will need to check the transcript to see if he said anything interesting.
[...]
11:18: So what did you think of "American Idol"? Did David Cook deserved to be slammed for liking crossword puzzles when the other guys were about tennis and drag racing? Cook was the hardest rocker… yet somehow he’s a pussy because he’s — by his own admission — a "word nerd." Tonight was interesting because 2 guys who were unimpressive last week were really good: Chikezie and David Hernandez. I really liked Hernandez doing "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" — it was 70s night — what a great song. Now, I’m watching the adorable, scream-inducing David Archuleta singing "Imagine." Randy — who loves him — asks why he skipped the first verse. David does not say because it’s against religion, just that he had to cut it shorter and he likes the last verse best, but I think he didn’t want to disrespect religion. Now Paula says she wants to hang him from her rear view mirror, which I suppose means she thinks he’s Jesus. Either that or she thinks he’s air freshener. But the way she goes on to break down crying over how it was the most beautiful thing she’s ever heard, I don’t think it can just be that he’s super-fresh. Simon says "Right now, you’re the one to beat." Two guys who fell in my estimation this week were Michael Johns (why is the macho guy bleating Fleetwood Mac?) and Jason Castro (dull). And what are we to think of Luke Menard? He picked an incredibly complicated song — "Killer Queen" — and pulled it off decently (but couldn’t be Mercury). Something I don’t even want to think about: Robbie Carrico singing "Hot Blooded" (man, I hate that kind of song). Or Jason Yeager (what a cheeseball!). And then there’s Danny Noriega. He’s very sweet, and he sang a great song ("Superstar"), but he’s just not good enough. (Here, listen to Karen Carpenter sing it.) He could be the Sanjaya this year, but the young girls are going crazy for the kid who’s actually really good, li’l David Archuleta, so we won’t be having a Sanjaya.
Never let it be said that Americans don’t take voting seriously….



12 Comments
Support this site!
Subscribe to the newsletter
Advertise on Firedoglake
Send
us your tips
Make us your homepage
About TBogg
RSS/XML Feed
Good grief, man. Remember those awful anti-drug ads from a while ago? Watching Ann watch TV is like “here’s your brain on bleach and vicodin…” Painful. Sad. And extremely entertaining.
That’s OK if she finds Obama “tiresome” to listen to; I think the same way of her.
What was she saying?
What was she saying?
“American Idol confirms everything I believe about America and myself. It’s the most important thing in my life. Hey, does Vitamin C work on hangovers if you take it after you’ve been drinking a while?”
I take this as a good sign. Perhaps Ann has found the level of punditry suitable for her and has accepted that reality. Can’t you just see her and Paula splitting a Cobb Salad,five bottles of White Zinafandel, and a handful of Ritalin over a three hour lunch at Spago?
You funny, Hatman!
FunnyD
A box of wine? I’m not sure. I think Althouse is really Ellen Sherman, Cleveland housewife and mother, with Idol trivia substituting for the paper bags.
Ann: So, let’s talk about the debates…. Ooooh! Shiny object!!!!
Voting for Republicans is one thing. But watching – and encouraging others to watch – American Idol is truly heinous.
Maybe I need to get out more (fuck, of course I do!) but who is this Ann-thing and why would anyone ever listen to her? All I know of her are the quotes that I see online along with those painfully embarrassing web cam things she’s done. And that’s quite enough to turn her into someone I would choose not to even sit near, let alone talk/listen to.
Ann – an ugly car accident in slo-mo!
Oh. My. God.
I honestly thought the 11:18 quote was a parody. The bar association needs to distance themselves from that air-head.
she and noonan live in my neighborhood and i’m going to spit on them if i see them on the street…