“How much do I trust the person who told me this? On a scale of 1-10, he’s an 11.”. There’s a Pulitzer in the making for the research and due diligence alone.

Anytime I see an “Update” on a winger site, I immmediately zero in, for it invariably signals the Chinese Fire Drill has commenced. It’s as if the low watt bulb of logic and reason in there head flickers, but never really lights. For instance Rusty’s update:

UPDATE: Just to make this clear, there is a major caveat here. That caveat is that my friend’s source is in Pakistan. You know, the land where rumor & fact are sometimes indistinguishable to most. So, there was a reason I picked “Outlook good” and not “It is decidedly so” or “You may rely on it” from among the 20 Magic 8 Ball choices.

The land where rumor & fact are sometimes indistinguishable, indeed.

*BTW, Tbogg, I never fail to chuckle at the Rusty Shackleford reference.

I just wonder what Lord Buckley could have done with “The Hip Gadahn”.

Just to make this clear, there is a major caveat here. That caveat is that my friend’s source is in Pakistan. You know, the land where rumor & fact are sometimes indistinguishable to most.

As opposed to here in Amurka, the land of reasonableness, where people think Iraq had WMDs and Barack Obama is a muslim.

What’s happening to my life?

I’m a contemporary of yours and suddenly I don’t recognize your allusions.

Rusty Shackleford? This is common knowledge? I’m just trying to catch up on Plato, Shakespeare, Melville, Kant, and Nietzsche (pronounced Nee-shaw) and I’m expected to recognize popular, current culture? I subscribe to cable for TCM. I’m supposed to watch the other channels too?

How much do you people expect of me?

Why do they defame the Jawas?

They were so helpful to Luke and the ‘droids.

The Jawa Report is just an exponentially expanding pile of Banthashit.

Free the Jawas!

Free the Jawas!

Free the Jawas!

If he got it from Michael Ledeen, then it’s indisputable.

Update: indisputably wrong.

hey, that Gadahn fellow looks like the fat guy on “Lost”

Why, oh why, I keep asking myself, are they such stupid motherfuckers? Gosh, I really detest them. Gutter asswipes.

Rusty Shackleford reference. Google is your friend.

Refers to King of the Hill cartoon series, character is a closet homo.

He couldn’t write for The Car Trader without wingnut welfare.

Rusty managed to make deadline while dealing with orange stained “cheeeto fingers” and his mom yelling from upstairs “Take out the trash you worthless shit”.

Do Mrs. Tbogg and Casey get a deal on those Snorg Tees?

Franco? Is Franco still dead?