Totally coveting on her

I realize that they only have a few more months left in office before they start trashing the place like they have the country/Constitution/Iraq/Iran (pending), but the Bush White House might want to institute some kind of Name That Commandment Quiz for their Christian liaisons and policy advisers. Thanks to the lovely, talented, and eagle-eyed Nancy Nall, Timothy Goeglein is taking an infinite sabbatical from working in the White House ever ever ever again.

A White House official who served as President Bush’s middleman with conservatives and Christian groups resigned Friday after admitting to plagiarism. Twenty columns he wrote for an Indiana newspaper were determined to have material copied from other sources without attribution.

Timothy Goeglein, who has worked for Bush since 2001, acknowledged that he lifted material from a Dartmouth College publication and presented it as his own work in a column about education for The News-Sentinel in Fort Wayne, Ind. The newspaper took a closer look at his other columns and found many more instances of plagiarism.

"The president was disappointed to learn of the matter and he was saddened for Tim and his family," White House press secretary Dana Perino said in a statement.

Normally we would say that Tim would be leaving to spend more time with his (or Scooter Libby’s) family but in this case I figure God will forgive him and then the wingnut welfare will rain down upon him like manna from heaven. I mean, it’s not like he was tweaking with gay hookers while wearing two wetsuits with a dildo hanging out of his butt… but, then again, it is Friday night and the evening is young.

In the meantime, he’ll probably just go hang out at Claude Allen’s house playing Grand Theft Auto: Babylon Nights on the PS3 that Claude "liberated" from his friendly neighborhood Target store.

I hear if you harlot-slap the ho’s you can get like 200 shekels…

Sweet.