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John & Cindy McCain: The sword and the stoned
I'm sitting on a new hardwood floor in a room with furniture piled up in the middle of it. Everything smells like paint, I am surrounded by disoriented and stressed-out dogs, and I have a nasty head cold. I am not near comfortable enough to make with the snark, but I wanted to create the illusion of graciousness by congratulating John McCain and his lovely bride on the upcoming campaign. It all looks fine and good right now until he wakes up tomorrow morning and finds George W. Bush in bed with him, so he also has my condolences.
Sic transit G-L-O-R-I-A gloria
Now, if you'll excuse me: Nyquil, take me away...
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Sorry about the cold, but glad you’re back. (See my post in the previous thread.)
P.S.
It’s all about me, of course.
you just know that the picture of doom ( you know like Dukakis in a tank or Kerry in a clean suit ) for this election will feature McCain. He keeps dancing right on the edge of it. I’m hoping it has something to with trying to get the youth vote or something to do with NASA.
I would normally hope your cold goes away soon, but it’s probably the only thing making the paint fumes bearable.
Not only does this video describe your condition, but it also brings the cure. And it describes McCain’s temporary buzz tonight.
Feel better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKLikW6zmzc
Ok,who had two days in the “time TBOGG is silent” pool? My money was on 12 hours… boy was I wrong!
And get well soon!
It’s going to take a lot of scotch to wash out the image of John, Cindy and Drinky McCokehead in bed together with those light sabers.
They are light sabers, aren’t they?
You’ll notice that all this happened after buying a Mac.
Just sayin’ is all.
At this point, the dead girl or live boy would probably be the better choice.
Maybe Mrs. TBogg could put u in the pedicure wrap, just to keep u safe til it’s all over?
The sword and the stoned? Man, even on nyquil you are funnier than the rest of us.
aimai
omg, in my ragged post caucus state one of the ads looked like you had started a fishing blog - always wanted to use the handle walleye
congrats on the kewl new empty nest
Hey, what happened to our weekly Meghan-red-shoe-blog feature?
Yeah, dogs do get stressed out when you make changes to their familiar environment. “How DARE YOU paint my house without my consent?” That sort of thing.
They’ll adjust, though probably not until the paint fumes go away. My dog gets upset when we spray “Oust” in the garbage can. (Sadly, I must admit that we’ve even tried different scents in the hope that he’ll find one less annoying. Not that my dog is spoiled, or snything…)
The light sabre thing is a fine visual, but would Johnny McMav or his wifey make the most accurate bzzzzzzt….whing! sound?
Would somebody throw a bucket of water on Shackelford? I think the pic of a Republican handling Star Wars gear has put him in a state of permanent…um…enthusiasm?
Nothing says: “America, prepare for a rim job!” like the sight of McCain and Wife brandishing large dildo-like objects.
As for the cold, my condolences. If you can see your shadow, you’re in for a bout of the walking pneumonia that seems to have infected 60% of San Diego. No shadow? Another six weeks of incipient bronchitis.