What’s in the bottle?

I think we can safely say Budweiser since McMom owns the distributorship…

No one has commented yet? What’s going on here? Now, I’ll never do a “ZED!!” (I guess I just did, though). I have to say that I hadn’t seen any photos of McMeghan in a while. She has ‘filled’ out nicely.

Is there a ‘NotMcMeghan’ that I am unaware of?

I haven’t seen a Member’s Only jacket like that since TV Land was airing old episodes of “Welcome Back Kotter.”

A first daughter even loose-cannon-ier than Jenna?

Hot damn!

I thought Bush said McCain’s daughter was black.

I’m confused now.

I’m still trying to figure out if Cindy is going bald or if she just shaved her eyebrows.

Wow, it looks like she’s got one of those red S&M ball-gags in her mouth, and exactly WTF is she doing to that dog? Somebody needs to put in a call to PETA cause this looks like a bad situation getting worse.

Methinks there might be more than one psycho druggie in that family.

Everytime I see pictures of poor Megan I think of Johnny from the movie Airplane: “Where did you get that dress….”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndt3UdE-SGk

Well, now we know what McCain brings to the campaign that BobDole* didn’t.

A daughter with no taste in clothes or beer.

*Not a typo.

I see the handlers have Cindy hiding those Tagg Romney eyes.

Thanx, Tbogg. This is gonna be the BEST GOP CAMPAIGN EVER!!!

What did your daughter call this?
Something like “taste on s stick”?

uh, “taste on a stick” I meant…

Paging the Fug Girls!

Seriously, didn’t that hat at an angle thing go out back in 2005? My son’s fellow preschoolers don’t even wear them tht way anymore.

“Trend salad” was the L&TC’s contribution, although in this case, “Taste wasteland” seems more apropos.

I’m sorry, but what the hell is she wearing on her feet, and who told her it looked good? And what’s with her snazzy collection of gym-gray tops?

One day my wife and I were out to lunch and this woman walks in.

Looks pretty normal…from the knee up.

On her feet, she had this pair of boots.

White leather. Purple background panel. White skull. Red snake entwined orifices of skull. Snake breathing fire. Four aces surrounding skull/snake. White fur fringe on top.

Oh yeah.

McMegan’s ensemble here is the full body version of said boots.

I think you meant “trend casserole”. Let’s not have the lawyers at L&TCasey BitchComment LLC come after you.

and you just know “Coco the dog” is named after Coco Chanel!!! what else could it be?

It’s still fashion-on-a-stick to me!

The preceding was an homage to Iowa State Fair Food ‘n’ Fashion trends, taken in one sticky lump

Maybe we’ll get another kid on youtube crying “Leave Megan alone”

I am sorry to say thay I have wasted brain cells remembering the “Members Only” theme song: “When you put it on, something happens to you.”

are these pics from the press pilgramage to bush’s ranch in crawford mccain’s cabin in sedona where the senior class deemed st. mccain mas muy macho guapo during their quadrennial “candidate we most want to have a beer bbq with” straw poll?

That’s a nice little doggie there.

And this Megan - what would the nuns and the Jesuits at Xavier say about her ensemble? Well, I pretty much know what they’d say. The last time they produced a student like that they forced him to enlist in the Marines - in 1964 - en route to VietNam….

I’m guessing a legacy appointment to the Naval Academy was not an option.

Coco Puffs?
Coco Krispies?
In McMom’s state of mind, you never know, but munchie-insired names will always be popular…

Her pockets are stuffed with percosets. Nice, a junkie and an alchy.

You could be right on that, I was only thinking of the superficiality of Ms. Trend Casserole.

I saw the high-healed version of those boots in Italy in 1996; they were one of the craziest things I saw the whole time I was there (and that’s saying a lot). The whole “converse high tops with a funky twist” thing is, well, a bit old. But then so is dad so it all works out apparently.

But seriously, when do the handlers start stuffing her into the required look and behavior for a First Kid? Jenna and NotJenna had the look part down (behavior? not so much), and the Romney collective (5 of 5) were simply born that way.

Dude, those pix are from the press BBQ!! Click through the link and dig in everybody! Who are the MSMers feedin’ at the J-Mc trough?

Regarding the Mrs., I honestly don’t understand why women her age and older think looking like a mannequin in a store window is preferable to looking natural and having wrinkles. I think natural looking middle-aged and elderly people are beautiful and have character and dignity.

My gawd, those people are all so goddamn white! Even the one black guy.

I think we can safely say Budweiser since McMom owns the distributorship…

It’s been Bud Light in all the beer shots with Meghan so far. She’s a company gal. As in, the beer that’s not even goat piss.

And we demand L&TC BitchComment LLC’s take on this ‘look’.

Look, it’s simple: Just because a jacket fit you in the fourth grade doesn’t mean it still fits you.

Oh, yeah? Well, Chelsea Clinton’s ugly!

…I think natural looking middle-aged and elderly people are beautiful and have character and dignity.

All Botox aside, “natural-looking” is a quality I believe will forever elude Cindy McCain.

“Natural” implies the presence of carbon-containing living cells. Nope, none of that in this particular Stepford wife.

We used to say “Never wear a hat that has more character than you do.”

The modern generation can say this about McMegan’s shoes.