95% of the work is done, doggie feng shui has once again been established (on the bed facing the west... on the couch facing southwest) and all is right with the world. The difference being the new wood floor in the bedroom which kinda sounds like this: whiffwhiffclickclickclicketyclicketyclickclicketyclickwhiffclickclicketyclickthumpwhiffwhiffclickwhiffthump clickclickety clicketyclickety- clicketyclicketyclicketyclicketyclicketyclicketywhiffwhiffclicketyclickety clicketythumpthumpslideslide... deepsigh.... snore...thump (dream tail-wag)

Onward, if not upward.


It will take a nation of millions to pry us out of the bed