So, to the list of reasons Obama cannot be president:

*Not black enough
*Weird foreign name
*Black pastor at black church gave angry sermon(s)

we get to add:

*tricycle too nice

…really? Is that all they’ve got? Man, the GOP are shitting themselves in fear over him, aren’t they?

TBogg, I’m still thinking about your Tar Baby post. Just brilliant. I’ve emailed it all over the place, copied it to pass around and saved it in a file. It really deserves more exposure.

Not this time, bitches.

*tricycle too nice

Oh boy, not only is he a secret-Muslim-America-Hating-Black-separtist-Christian-in-name-only, he also got new toys when he was a kid.

We all know that black folks were not allowed to purchase new toys for their children until the epic “Toy Purchasing Civil Rights Act” of 1972.

Yeah, Obama is fucked.

Next thing you know, Obama will be labeled unfit because he also once had dinner at an Applebee’s, and we all know that if you eat at applebee’s, you’re the child of unfettered privilege and influence.

Okay, once more: WTF?

Honest to fuck, my childhood was call-the-damned-cops-again unpleasant, and I still had a new trike once.

What I want to know is, how does Dan know this is Obama’s trike? Maybe it’s the neighbor’s. Maybe it was secondhand and repainted. Maybe this is Obama test-driving a new trike he then couldn’t afford to take home. Maybe the week after this pic was taken, the trike was repossessed and the family had to sell their home and move into the car in the background. Maybe this was the only new toy Obama ever got. Maybe this is a picture of some other kid. Maybe the photo is staged as part of some nefarious commie disinformation plot. Maybe it’s sun spots. Maybe it was created with superior alien photoshopping technology.

Sure, the photo probably isn’t any of these things, but if Dan’s abandoned logic and rationality in his arguments, I don’t see why I should have to stick to them.

All I know is, I’m gonna need a thorough, notarized report on the Obama family countertops before I believe that Obama is less a man of the people than John McCain based on Dan’s say-so.

An excellent point lost in the maelstrom:

Rev Wright accused the US government of running dope. For good reason:

http://www.fair.org/extra/8910/north-banned.html

Where the Rev went wrong was conflating “America” with the dope-smuggling & gun-running criminal gang that has held so much power in this country for so long.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_J._Devine

Hey, can we back off the use of “Dan” and refer to this thimbledick by his surname please, it’s really chapping my already January-red lily white Irish ass.

One thing that has made me incline my head in that knowing way, is that this administration sure does remind me of another Republican administratio, one rife with economic shenanigans that led to the Keating 5, shady, illegal dealings with the most nefarious characters on the planet, support for murderous regimes in the name of “Democracy” and the cause of “Liberty.”

All I know is, images of big hair, lip gloss and Member’s Only jackets keep popping up in my head.

Trike envy. You know whitey is scared and broke when he be covetin’ the black man’s wheels. Damn, Dan, your childhood must have been deprived of everything but lead paint, huh?

What the fuck does Dan Riehl know about tricycles? That little POS in the picture is supposed to be impressive? Kids wanted Big Wheels, man, who cares if they were plastic crap? Riding low behind that big plastic mag…that was the shit with the trike crowd, dude, back in the day. That was how you got the chicks.

Aside from that, there’s the whole “this is a muddled piece of crap I pulled out of my ass” vibe all over this screed. Clearly, Obama Derangement Syndrome has taken hold.

She may, or may not have made some racial comments that had nothing to do with what we would consider black men at all.

huh?!!!

Who died and made that white ficknozzle asshat (Riehl) the final arbiter of what “we would consider black men?”

Riehl and his fellow wingnuts must have only ONE brain cell between themselves. They pass it back and forth and hence the obviously telling deterioration. It really is a contagion of the mind. The CDC should talk to them about safe mental sex and mental masturbation practices. They need brain condoms.

Sorry –

“She may, or may not have made some racial comments that had nothing to do with what we would consider black men at all. “

block quotes went off as I posted.

One last thought -

I am completely amused by how these uber crackers and uber white bois have become authorities on who MLK was and what his thoughts and beliefs were. They all talk as if they knew him personally.

lol.

i honestly believe we’re going to have to have a crash program of building new mwntal hospitals if obama gets elected .. hell maybe just nominated will do it .. it’s going to drive the RWW’s crazy en masse …

ummmm.. i mean even crazier .. as in “confined for their own good” ..

i’m thinkin’ re-education centers .. mass rehab .. brain implants .. the works .. t’s going to take an effort on a national scale .. let’s line “brownie” up to head this coming effort … a bit of tardy inefficiency is just what the doctor orders …

“brain condoms”

*snort* MetalMonkey, you’re my new hero.

Yup.

Obama just ain’t black enough for these God Damn White Bread Chickenshit Motherfuckers.

These are the just the gents to guide you N’Lovin liberals through your times of trial.

Dan “My Gleaming White Ass Could Power The Hubble Space Telescope:” Riehl. He checks in here as the arbiter of African Blackitude.”

On deck: Don “Ha-Fucking-Ha My Name Is Black:” Black. The Stormfront Center For Multiculturalism says ‘Hello, Redneck Ignorami!”

In the hole: Sam “Don’t Call Me Francis:” Francis. Grand Franciscan Inquisitor–Council Of Conservative Citizens.

Rest easy. These cracker racists will guide you through the tough times.

God Bless America.

shit .. i apologise .. i left out “gawd-bless-’merica” ..

could the mod puh-leeze append “gawd-less-’merica” to the end of my pervious ^^ note .. above ..

thank you in add-vance ..

jkat

“But maybe not why some think.” He can’t write to save his life.

So, let me get this straight: black Americans should be glad that they get to live in a land where they can be poor and treated like dirt but still afford TVs and iPods; also, Obama’s tricycle means he should shut the fuck up?

Dan Riehl: arsehole.

Why is it such a goddamn motherfucking pain in the ass to comment here?
Your alzheimer’s ridden log in can’t remember me for more than two seconds and by the time I register for the fifteenth fuckin time I don’t even want to comment anymore.

Have we seen John McCain’s trike?

I have it on good authority that the tricycle in question is stolen property

The trike’s OK, but if I find out Barack had a pony, he doesn’t get my vote.

Man, the GOP are shitting themselves in fear over him, aren’t they?

Oh, yeah. Just because he acts like an adult doesn’t mean he’s weak. Not at all.

There’s a very famous picture on the wall behind his desk in his Senate office. It shows the climactic moment of the Ali-Liston fight. The one where Liston is sprawled on his back on the canvas, whipped like a redheaded stepchild, and Ali’s standing over him yelling “GET UP SUCKA!”

I think we can all smell what Barack is cookin’. (It doesn’t matter what your name is!)

Romney’s father knew him. Oh wait….

hey what happened to the “Standing athwart history yelling “O’ God! Don’t stop” topic .. did ypou shitcann it .. say it ain’t so TBogg …

Does he also mean that those of us white people who were poorly dressed and had crummy toys as children are not authentically white enough?

Reihl asks:

And where was Jeremiah Wright in the days of Dr. King? He was the correct age to have been involved, to have been down with the cause. Yet his biographies do not even mention Dr. King’s name, let alone his legacy.

Answer:
In the U.S. Marine Corps.

You wanted that tricycle.

You deserved that tricycle.

Your parents worked hard to buy you that tricycle.

But thanks to affirmative action and liberal guilt,* that tricycle went to a less-deserving minority.

[shot of tricycle being seized from towheaded Aryan 4-year-old and given to 4-year-old black hellion, who promptly sells it for crack]

Dan Riehl. He feels your pain.

*Don’t ask me how, it’s complicated.

When Charlie rose asked him about being “black enough”, Obama said watch me hail a cab outside and you’ll see how black I am. That sort of response gives me hope.