Kung fu
That was one of my good ones
Well what’s a few broken bones
When we all know its good clean fun
Skateboards
Ive almost made them respectable
You see I can’t always get through to you
So I go for your son – Joe Jackson "I’m the Man"

Wingnuttia goes bonkers:

Pete Hegseth is an alumnus of the Forest Lake Area High School and the founder of Vets for Freedom, which brings its National Heroes Tour to the Twin Cities today. Today’s schedule included bringing the tour to social studies students at the high school.

But the principal abrupty cancelled the event when "parents and others" called the school and objected. The Star Tribune story reporting the cancellation is ambiguously headlined and written to suggest that the scheduled event raised concerns that the event was political in nature, but it is evident that the "concerns" about politics were confined to accusations by the objectors and that the principal simply kowtowed to them. What a disgrace.

Because it’s really not "poltical" at all:

"We have not endorsed a presidential candidate. We’re not in the business of doing that." According to the Veterans for Freedom website, the national tour "is about supporting our troops, honoring their commitment and rallying the country to complete the missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Calling it a "mission" certainly takes the sting out of it for the potential cannon-fodder.

I’m assuming that the Veterans for Freedom paid a call at CPAC, and had great success. But, then again, if they can’t convince low-hanging fruit like Jason Mattera to sign up, hitting random high schools kind of reeks of Axe and desperation.

(Update):

Dan Riehl commences Operation Granite Counters against Steve Massey, the Islamoloving High School Principal.

America is saved! USA! USA!