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Far be it for me to give advice to John McCain's Straight Walker Express, but in light of his past few days, I might have put this endorsement off for a few weeks. I'm not saying that the Broken Hip demographic isn't important in the upcoming election, it's just, well, let's just say you have to wonder if they'll be there for you when you need them like the Soccer Moms or NASCAR Dads.

On the other hand, she does make McCain look spry. Not a day over 82, I'd say...