I see Gomer has taken up huffing cleaning fluid and snorting Drano again.

It tboggles the mind… You keep linking to that stuff as if it weren’t a health hazard. Stop it, already, it’s like sniffing lead paint: I can feel my synapses melting the second my browser hits his sad little site…

Well, this has GOT to be good for the GOP, right? Right?

Next up, Gomer goes all Dale Gribble on Josh’s ass, exposes the conspiracy behind the Polk award thing, then uses his semi-superhuman command of firearms and munitions to advance the theory that Al Maliki’s two-track deadline for gun handovers is the boldest stroke yet in Operation Iraqi Freedom. Victory!

Well, this has GOT to be good for the GOP, right? Right?

Good Lord, of course it’s good news, in fact, this is probably the best news the GOP could have gotten.

Lowered violence levels = success. Re-emergence of brutal internecine fighting that has virtually shut down the country = success.

Surge, surging, surgeful, surge-o-liscious, surge-a-cali-fradulistic expee Al a doshus, even though the site of Bob is something quite atrocious ….

It’s always good news for the GOP, and I believe, this is also good news for Giuliani.

No, no, no! This is good news for Romney!

I see a resurrection of 5 brothers blogging coming any moment now! With a side dish of Trend Casserole…

Oh, hell, he’s not even trying anymore.

Seriously, Bob, if you’re just gonna phone shit in instead of making an effort to say something truly, uniquely stupid, you’re not even gonna get any snarky links.

Shape up or ship out.

That guy’s a remarkably stupid jackass.

Bet he’s pissed he lost out to the 22-year old kid on the weapons deal.

Gomer didn’t mention that not many of Sadr’s people have turned in those small arms. Seems that maybe they feel Maliki is the same as the old boss.

The April 8th deadline deal sounds like one of those gun buybacks that the right wing is always scoffing at in our own cities.

Buybacks, hell, it’s downright confiscation. I’m shocked that GCG isn’t over there right now fighting with the Sadrites in defense of their right to keep and bear arms.

Gomer didn’t mention that not many of Sadr’s people have turned in those small arms.

Well, why the hell should they turn their arms in when they’ve evidently got better stuff than the Iraqi army has, which is undoubtedly one reason (the competence of the feared New Iraqi Army is likely another) that they’ve called in the U.S. cavalry to save their sorry asses.

oops; offered via the latimes:

It appears that Prime Minister Nouri Maliki’s ultimatum to Shiite Muslim militiamen to surrender to the Iraqi government might not be working precisely as he had intended.

When nobody had turned up by Friday, Maliki gave members of radical Shiite cleric Muqtada Sadr’s Mahdi Army militia 10 more days to turn in their weapons and renounce violence.

Instead, about 40 members of the Shiite-dominated Iraqi army and National Police offered to surrender their AK-47s and other weapons this morning to Sadr’s representatives in the cleric’s east Baghdad stronghold of Sadr City.

I hope being that stupid is painful. Perusing his comments, the gene pool is a bit on the stagnant side there.

I always thought more guns in the hands of citizens made people safer. This deemockracee thing is all so complicated. I’ll let W ’splain it to me at his next presser.

Oh, hell, he’s not even trying anymore.

Seriously, Bob, if you’re just gonna phone shit in instead of making an effort to say something truly, uniquely stupid, you’re not even gonna get any snarky links.

Yep. I have a feeling his posts will soon be reduced to one sentence Ralph Wiggumesqe declarations, i.e., My cat’s breath smells like catfood.

what ?? if the damn ‘merikan gub’mint told these gomers to “turn in their guns” .. i bet they’d raise some pure-dee shit-stinkin’ hell ya think ..

how on gawd’s green earth did we .. a nation founded on the principles of the fuckin’ second amendment get to be allies with anybody who’d say “turn in yore guns boyz or we’re a’comin’ to get ya ” ..

it’s un-american i tell ya ..

strange ain’t it .. that the most vociferous bunch of gun-totin’ azzholes on the planet are sidin’ with the iraqi gub’mint in a gun confiscatin’ scheme ..

and ya really ought to put a warnin’ on that forum link .. it’s pretty well toxic waste ..