That's why he makes A-Rod strike out when it counts.

For some people in New York City, this may be hard to believe, but here goes:

  • Not everyone in America is endlessly fascinated with New York City.

There. I said it. Case in point:

It was only hours after Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg finally made it clear that he was not running for president that his chief political guru, Kevin Sheekey, suggested that he would be the perfect running mate for Senator Barack Obama.

So Mr. Bloomberg’s highly orchestrated introduction of Mr. Obama at a speech at the Cooper Union on Thursday quickly resuscitated speculation that the billionaire mayor might end up in the White House after all. But despite a few jokes and a stiff embrace, the men seemed nothing like two peas in the same political pod, destined to share a ticket.

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Still, after recent meetings with Al Gore and Senator Chuck Hagel, Republican of Nebraska, interest in Mr. Bloomberg’s future has been running high, at least among political consultants and the news media. They wonder whether Mr. Bloomberg could make a back-door run at the presidency by teaming up with Mr. Obama or Mr. McCain, or if a cabinet position, like secretary of the treasury, could be in the offing.

With Hillary Clinton's campaign approaching Schiavoland, I'm sure that there are many in the New York media who are hoping that Bloomberg will somehow jump into the fray, otherwise they'll feel like Alaskans watching March Madness and not knowing whom to either cheer for or hate on ( Duke excepted because everyone hates Duke. Particularly Alaskans). Then there are those "political consultants" who are such political purists that they would gladly run a campaign for that naked cowboy guy in Times Square... once his check cleared. Face it, consultants look at Bloomberg and see a five and a half-foot tall wallet.

But as for the rest of the country, I'm not sure that three out of ten could correctly answer the question: Who is the mayor of New York City? I'm guessing that Giuliani would top the poll with Ed Koch coming in second. Hell, with the old-timers, John Lindsay might even give Bloomberg a run for his money. And Bloomberg has a lot of money.

So when I see New York-based journalists floating "Bloomberg for national office" rumors I think of baseball sportswriters who float trade rumors that they would make (but nobody ever asks them for suggestions, dammit) if only they were the General Manager making the moves.

Everybody wants to play in the show. Nobody likes to watch from the cheap seats...