How about “Yo quiero Aztlan!”?

Ahhh, tilting at windmills again, eh, Michelle? Okay with endless pointless war, economy in tattersI, outraged by a liquor company ad. What a pointless existence.

Captain Morgan didn’t turn me into a Pirate, but Budweiser turned me into a dalmatian. Or a Clydesdale. I can’t remember which, I was too drunk. Viva Mexico!

You mean drinking Heineken won’t get me hooked up with a tripartite gynoid?

Dammit!

She is so ridiculous that I can’t do anything but laugh. I think I’ll call INS on her, and hope someone tapes her being dragged out of her house and shipped back to a random port in Asia.

If you drink Absolut then the terrorists win.

The economy is circling the drain, Bush is going hat in hand to NATO to ask for more troops for Afghanistan, the DOJ is writing memos authorizing him to suspend the Constitution and to maim suspects. If it wasn’t for Malkin, et al, we wouldn’t know about the important stuff though.

I hope the competing vodka brands do this too, just to make Malkin’s head explode. Ketel One could have one where Manhattan is still Dutch, Stolichnaya could have one with a Russian Alaska, and Grey Goose could run an ad with a pre-Louisiana Purchase map.

On the bright side, they’re now harassing adults, rather than 12-year old kids.

Absolut for my men and dos equis for my horses.

Don’t you see it?
Jonah Gberg was right!
Liberal fascism right here in plain view.
I cannot believe they let it out in the open like that!
A Swedish (LIBERAL) company calling for a re conquering (FASCIM) of America.

Right there in plain sight!!!

¡Viva Absolut! LOL

Vodka corrupts, and Absolut Vodka corrupts absolutely.