bu-but isn’t richard chamberlain teh gay?
oh yeah…http://tinyurl.com/66ryea
does that make her passion more - uh - kosher?

Well, Pope Palpatine is suggesting the whole pedophile cover-up scandal is nothing more than a “staffing” issue…

I’ve never seen a case of “rape envy” before, but it IS K-Lo….

If this is her level of empathy for children, then it is the mercy of the universe and the FSM that she never had one or (goddess forbid) more of her own.

“[…] the Catholic Church in the United States is, in the big picture, a story of some great successes […]” Way to go, K-Lo. It’s right up there with old canards like “well, at least Mussolini got the trains to run on time”. Wouldn’t want a few abused kids to distract from all that Papal success, would we now? It’d be like, I dunno, reality interfering with the myth that Bush has been a roaring success…

Be do us a favor and be specific, slut: exactly how much “other” success does it require in order for Der Popenführer to declare complete victory over those whiny ex-alter boys?

Lost and then found, I’m on the hunt down after you…. K-Lo, you silly silly person. You are a young boy, right?

Father Happyhands

There was a boy named Kenny.

He was angry.

He was smart.

He was abused.

Again and again.

By a priest.

A parish priest.

So was his brother.

I served mass with them.

They were dicks.

Never found out why, nor understood it.

Then I did.

She didn’t just say “rod and staff…”

Oh no she dihent.

That can’t be real.

That has to be a joke.

The papal rod and staff…defending the victims…

But it isn’t.

Excuse me.

I’m going to gouge out my eyeballs with a crucifix.

ouch.

According to the linked article about the Magdalene Laundries, the young women “were turned over to the nuns because it was suspected they either were, or were about to become, sexually active.”

So, unless she has been seen leaving Costco with a gross (pun intended) of D cell batteries and a Jiffy Lube®-sized drum of KY jelly, K-Lo is probably not a candidate for Salvation by Sequestration.

It’s not worth crying over raped children?

Imagine what KLo would emit if Michelle Obama, say, said that.

“The pope genuflecting to CNN and the Boston Globe isn’t going to do anyone any good, however.”

Speak for yourself, K-Lo.