Just kill me.

David Broder dons his pith helmet and Dr. Scholl’s arch-supports and ventures into deepest darkest Pennsylvania:

Another Democratic voter, Ellen Sharm, 49, of Fort Washington, is unequivocally opposed to Clinton, because "my father hated Bill Clinton and he hated her."

Sharm herself is equivocal about Obama and McCain, and she said she is "halfway between" their opposing views on Iraq — with Obama urging an immediate start on a pullout and McCain saying the United States should remain there in force until Iraq is stable. Sharm described her own position on the war as "wishy-washy" and, while her disqualification of Clinton "out of respect for my father" dictates a vote for Obama in the primary, she said "if it’s Obama versus McCain, I’ll have to consider" what to do in November.

If the terrorists are smart, they will give up on trying to attack us and just sit back and wait, because eventually our entire country is going to be so stupid that people will start sticking their tongues in wall sockets just to see what electricity tastes like.