Most trivial election coverage ever:
As Sen. Hillary Clinton was preparing to campaign here today, Sen. Barack Obama was meeting with voters at a diner and apparently pretty hungry.
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" he said, when asked a foreign policy question by a reporter at the Glider Diner.
On the day before the Pennsylvania primary, Obama is campaigning in the Philadelphia and Pittsburgh areas, avoiding the so-called "T" section of the state dominated by rural and conservative voters.
At the diner, Obama listened to a trumpet solo from a high school student. A waitress said the 17-year-old had been waiting outside the diner for several hours before Obama arrived.
On the other side of the diner, two high school seniors had skipped school to meet Obama and got him to sign passes saying "Excuse Colin!" and "Excuse Joey!"
Jay Newton-Small explains why this is a big deal:
Journalists in general don’t relish asking politicians questions in awkward situations, like on a golf course or over a waffle. But sometimes our hands are forced: Obama hasn’t given a press conference in 10 days and the questions, some of them -- like Hamas -- rather important, are starting to build up. If he wins the nomination he'll be running again(sic) John McCain, whose philosophy is to give the press total access to the point of saturation; Obama might consider holding avails with a little more regularity. Then, maybe, reporters would let him to eat in peace.
Or maybe, and I'm just thinking out loud here, maybe when the candidate responds with "Why can't I just eat my waffle?", reporters decide , eh, let it slide because it's not really "news". Now if a reporter asked Senator Obama, "How do you feel about Jimmy Carter meeting with Hamas?" and he had responded with "How do you feel about your wife fucking the UPS guy while you're out on the campaign trail with me?"... that would be kind of newsworthy.
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”Excuse Colin!” and ”Excuse Joey!”
Obama encourages truancy!!
What’s next — ammonium nitrate??
Somebody get on the horn to Hannity…
Re: ‘”How do you feel about your wife fucking the UPS guy while you’re out on the campaign trail with me?”… that would be kind of newsworthy.’
He’d have my neverending fealty. We could use a wiseass about now.
Shorter (or, even, Smaller) Jay Newton-Small:
Make my job easier, or I’ll fuck with your digestion.
Not only am I constantly amazed by the egos on these media pustules, I’m astonished that they are so clueless that they actually write stories and give interviews admitting how vapid and self-absorbed their work is, like they have nothing to be ashamed of. How long will they be able to go on embarrassing themselves before even they have to face reality?
Oh, come on. Aren’t we sorry/glad (take your pick) to hear that Obama requires food like a mere mortal? If a reporter doesn’t search for this kind of information we might never know.
Is there any statute that precludes flinging syrup at someone who gets in your face before breakfast? There shouldn’t be.
Good for him.
Obama is campaigning in the Philadelphia and Pittsburgh areas, avoiding the so-called “T” section of the state dominated by rural and conservative voters.
Too many bitter, cynical people with guns–who also happen to think the Klan is a waste of perfectly good bed linens, I suppose.
Yup. Couldn’t agree more.
I was hoping for a response to Stephanopolous’ idiot question about whether Reverend Wright loves his country as much as Senator Obama.
Obama holds his arms outstretched and says:
“Sure. About this much.”
So - what was teh Second Coming having on His waffle? Butter? Margarine? Artificial syrup?
Must have irked those reports something awful that Obama wasn’t pining for some watermelon and fried chicken — then they could just have phoned the whole thing in and perpetuated their beloved stereotype.
Meanwhile, the White House has a daily press briefing, and I don’t seem to recall that resulting in a hell of a lot of interesting questions being asked of mouthpiece-of-the-week — mostly, the elite press corps fall over themselves to lob softballs and suck Dana Perino’s toes so they can get invited to the next big media event where they will again refrain from asking real questions.
So, no, Jay, the problem is not that Obama hasn’t had a press conference in x days, the problem is your lot have rendered yourselves irrelevant by focusing on waffles and by insisting that “McCain gives me Barbecue = McCain Is Teh Awesome” somehow constitutes profound political analysis.
Who needs a press conference? Wasn’t Obama just in a debate on ABC? Wasn’t he asked about important issues like Hamas? Oh. Never mind.
By the way, was he scratching his face? How many fingers? One? The middle one?
Fucking the UPS guy?
What can Brown do for you, indeed.
What annagranfors said.
Seriously: running against the news media is a time-honored strategy for Republicans. Obama’s (and the blogosphere’s) response to the ‘debate’ the other day makes me think he could get some major mileage out of it.
“How do you feel about your wife fucking the UPS guy while you’re out on the campaign trail with me?”
Jay Newton-Small: If the UPS guy was John McCain, I would have no problem with it.
Obama MUST denounce Roscoe!
You’re assuming that the reporter wanted to ask Obama about Jimmy Carter’s trip and his discussion with Hamas. That would be a substantive issue. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if the reporter wanted to talk about Hillary Clinton’s attack from the last debate, because apparently Rev. Wright reprinted an article from someone connected with Hamas in the church bulletin years ago.
Don’t you be tarring Roscoe’s House of Chicken & Waffles by sucking them into this pit of media degradation!
They’re not even in salt-o-the earth Pennsylvania — they’re in the pinko heart of liberal Hollyweird. Next, you’ll claim that Obama gets his OJ at Gray’s Papaya in Hymietown, New York.
Truth in blogging!
P.S.: Mmmmm… chicken and waffles.
Yeah it’s unfair to slam Roscoe’s. Many an early morning meal was consumed there in a feeble attempt to ward off the more deleterious effects of alcohol consumption.
The correct answer was “It is a fool’s errand. Now can I eat my waffle?” Obama deserves credit for wanting to give a thoughtful answer.
The testier Obama gets with the MSM, the more I’m gonna warm to him. When he starts flippin’ em off, I’m gonna volunteer for his campaign.
Did the 17-year-old trumpet player think Obama was gonna get him a gig?
I suck Dana Perino’s toes just for the hell of it.
Perhaps, but I’m not sure Dana’s capable of enjoying it.