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Pie-faced moron
Cinematic Bill Kristol:
Man in Black: You’ve made your decision then?
VizziniBill Kristol: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Kristol: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Kristol: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder’s origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You’re just stalling now.
Kristol: You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.
Kristol: IT HAS WORKED! YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Kristol: I will, and I choose – Hillary
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So, you’re saying that Kristol will drink poison after dazzling us with his intellect? Damn! I’d pay good money to see that.
Of course, she’s losing. So, in neocon, bizarro world that makes her the superior candidate. It makes perfect zen sense.
you left out:
INCONCIEVABLE!
Ahh, a Princess’ Bride reference first thing Monday morning: it’s going to be a good week ahead.
Woe unto Hillary — getting a Kristol endorsement is a bit like Doug Feith declaring your latest political move to be “smart”: the certain touch of death.
Here’s a twist to ponder over morning coffee: maybe McCain drops Cindy now that he’s done playing with her shiny jet for free, Hillary drops Bill, and then Senile John and Hillary the Hun become the new hot power couple in Teh Village: like Dumb & Dumber, only less sophisticated and not quite so enjoyable in the long run…
Well, it was going to be a good week, until you made me throw up.
What Billy, no cute little catch phrase in a foreign language attached to the end of your latest screechings? Babblefish must be blocked in hell.
like Dumb & Dumber, only less sophisticated and not quite so enjoyable in the long run…
…and without the happy ending, no doubt…
Monday. Pie splat. It’s good to know there are still things you can count on.
That pie debris looks rather pink; did they make it out of mousse de Pepto Bismol?
I’m beginning to think that maybe Kristol is is doing some kind of weird performance art, seeing how wrong a man can be before his employers fire his ass for sheer incompetence.