Comments on: Miley, don’t take your love to town…

By: Bionic

Bionic — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:10:21 +0000

I had an interesting discussion with my 21 year old daughter a few weeks ago.
She said that until she had had sex she didn’t realize that “sexy” things were about sex. For her as a younger girl it was a style choice like goth or preppy. It was about advertising your own taste not your availability.

I expect many young girls perceive it in the same way. They aren’t prepared for the responses from ordinary men once they show the least sign of developing, let alone adopting “certain” looks.

I’m not surprised Cyrus is now embarrassed, but I don’t see it as a problem of the depraved left. It’s the right that’s invested in pornification of young women.

By: Iamhbomb

Iamhbomb — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:19:49 +0000

So she got her picture taken by Annie Leibowitz and she’s now saying that she’s embarrassed? Holy crap, her dear ol’ dad sang (I guess you could call it that) “Achey Breaky Heart”, as well as wearing that godawful mess (*) on his head. I think she needs to prioritize her embarassment a little bit better.

(*) That would be the Achey Breaky Big Mistakey, you know.

By: milhous451

milhous451 — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:36:55 +0000

all this is just god’s vengance for her father’s achey breaky heart

for it is written, the sins of the fathers shall be visited upon the ~~sons~~ daughters.

although you’d think that mullet would be punishment enough.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:54:26 +0000

I don’t get how Brooke admitting going commando is pedophilic. Ben is a sick, sick man.

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:48:35 +0000

Don’t forget the preacher with two wetsuits on and a dildo up his ass.

Paragon of virtue, that guy.

By: puravida

puravida — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:38:34 +0000

Of course, we all know it’s teevee and video games.

Oh yeah, and Elvis, too.

By: JeanArf

JeanArf — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:24:45 +0000

Snark all you like, but SOMETHING is making teenagers want to have sex.

By: PaminBB

PaminBB — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:16:50 +0000

“no less pedophilic than the infamous Brooke Shields jeans ads of 1980″

Perhaps Miley should emulate the degenerate career of Brooke, who went on to attend Princeton from 1983-87.

I don’t suppose that Ben would agree that becoming comfortable with ones physical attributes at an early age, vs. trying to conceal them, might be a more mature, healthy attitude. Because that would require that he be comfortable with the whole idea of sex, which seems to be a non-starter.

By: kuff

kuff — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:52:05 +0000

Lindsay Lohan was wholesome twins Hallie and Annie in “The Parent Trap” before she decided to reveal her twins in the name of art.

You have to admit, he does have a certain flair. Do you think if the Internets had existed back in the 1840s when Andy Rooney was a teenager, he could have come up with a sentence like that? The VB is clearly a once-in-a-generation talent.

By the way, since he mentioned “The Parent Trap”, would it be wrong for me to mention that I once had a big crush on Hayley Mills? Just checking.

By: hackworth

hackworth — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:48:24 +0000

Winnie’s owner sold Winnie and all his Pooh friends to Disney. They’re all whores.