Oh yeah, Chelsea should let it ALL hang out and be as open with the press as she can be. You know, the press that inferred she was the WH dog when she was 13 years old (thanks, Limpballs; you’re such a classy guy!), or the same press that recently referred to her as being “pimped out” by her mom. Those are certainly the kind of people I’d like to give up my privacy to, how about you?

Second link is poop…one “http” too many…

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I think he may cross over from voyeur to stalker any day now.

And a little child shall lead them, and her name is Paris Hilton.

Jeez, what’s wrong with these people. I mean, Chelsea is indeed teh hot, not only because she’s cute, but because she has more brains than George, Laura, Jenna and not-Jenna and the dog all added together.

Chelsea’s too smart to get caught flashing her knickers in some sleazy Texas bar.

Chelsea’s too smart to get caught flashing her knickers in some sleazy Texas bar.

I’d hold off on what Chelsea might do until after the election. Mom needs those supers bad.

You mean Ian has been neutered? Too little, too late, says I.

Pretty sad, considering that Barney by himself has more brains than the other four put together…

What a vacuous twit is Mr. Shapira.

…I have to get a sense of her bearing the way so many twentysomethings get our news: by watching YouTube clips…

Who on earth calls themselves “twentysomethings”? I’d expect to hear a high school kid say that so everyone would think they were so cool being one of the big kids and all, and maybe hoping to score a beer, but I’ve never heard an adult refer to himself that way.

We’re talking about adults like, oh, let’s say Chelsea Clinton, who probably gets her news from, like, reading and listening to people who know things and all that other borrrrrrrrring stuff that rilly rilly hip twentysomethings would never ever do because it’s just so, like, yesterday. Hell, she probably even talks to people who are like, old enough to be her parents. Ick.

The Washington Post pays this idiot. To write about education. And people in their twenties and thirties. What a bang-up job he’s doing. He sure nailed that Chelsea Clinton, didn’t he? I sure hope it doesn’t hurt her feelings that the excellent Ian Shapira doesn’t think she’s cool enough for him and his crowd.

“the Iraq war only hardened many young people’s cynicism about newsmakers and reporters.” No, Ian, idiotic reporters like you turning this turgid tabloid crap into a “story” in a “serious” paper has made us all cynical. Although, some of us were actually plenty cynical about the media already before 9/11; yes, Ian, it’s true: contrary to what it says on your well-worn copy of the Lazy Reporters 10 Commandments, 9/11 didn’t change everything for everybody.

While you lust after Chelsea to reveal everything, Ian, the rest of us will continue to wish for journalists who inform, report, and analyze.

“the Iraq war only hardened many young people’s cynicism about newsmakers and reporters.”

Well, I’ll be. And here I thought it was because they were lying sacks of …

My oldest son desperately wants to work at the WP. I’m beginning to think he’s too smart for the job; Ian Shapira proves it.