Well, the spell worked…I’m speechless.

Okay… If teachers who do magic tricks are considered “wizards” in FL, what does this make TSA guards who can actually look through your clothes at airports?

I hope there wasn’t an anti-wizardry clause in the loyalty oath I signed for that state job I have.

The entire state is a dangerous mixtures of Mariel Cubans, snowbird retirees and rednecks. I’m pretty sure I could actually sell “robot insurance” down there.

[W]hat does this make TSA guards who can actually look through your clothes at airports?

Superman? He’s OK, you know, he’s an American (as long as you forget about that whole illegal immigrant thing…)

Stories like this are why Fark has a Florida tag.

It’s like an Upright Citizens Brigade sketch come to life.

Spitty Slurpy! Spitty Slurpy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

Once again, words fail.

I posted this same story to my Livejournal community for teachers, and was met with a resounding, “WTF??”

To which I reply, “Ditto.”

They’re getting close to handling these guys. First ditch habeus corpus so they can hold them til they can line up a pipeline to the new and exqusitely fascist SC. Then they stuff this guy in a dungeon until burning at the stake is restored as a religious civil right.

More madness: A principal annointed desks with prayer oil before a state test. I’ll give you three guesses as to the state, & the first two don’t count.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/02.....ses_.shtml

I understand with price of “prayer oil” going up, there will soon be a booming business in “prayer ethanol.”

Naaaww. That stuff will always be cheap. Since the price of gas is still rising, here’s a group that needs help - praying harder!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20.....yenergyoil

OK. I suggest that we force Florida to secede immediately. They can call the new country Outer Dumbfuckistan.

Well, that’s that’s the story as told by the fired teacher. The school district says it’s because he ignored lesson plans, let the students use computers when they weren’t supposed to do so, etc. This might just be a lousy substitute teacher tryng to make the school look stupid.

Doesn’t look like the school needs much help in that regard.

Just what America’s Students need: greasy desks!