One of Godlstein's homunculi is deeply moved by the battle for democracy in Lebanon. Well, kind of...

Like live-blogging your own murder…(The Sanity Inspector)

That’s what Ya Libnan’s coverage of Hezbollah’s bloody takeover of Beirut must feel like to the brave democrats running the site. We all remember how our imaginations were captured by the sight of democracy in action in that part of the world during the Cedar Revolution. Now please spare a thought for them, these hip, worldly, freedom activists, as the The Jihad closes its fist around them.

One can only imagine what hip worldly American freedom lovers are closing their fists around...

Democracy! Sexy! Boobies!