Comments on: How soon is now?

By: HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:55:49 +0000

Nice rant, man. The foam-flecked spittle shows in every line.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:29:14 +0000

As if we decent pigs don’t have enough of an image problem.

“Obama can’t win, everybody I know is racist.”

I don’t think that means what you think it means, thatlldo.

By: RobHawaii

RobHawaii — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:56:52 +0000

I’m not poor mind you, just a poorly paid adjunct university lecturer with a PhD. So, the $50 I gave to Obama hurt. Okay, it didn’t hurt but I had to drink cheaper beer for a while. If Obama gives my $50 to Hillary so she can in turn give it to Mark Penn I think my head will explode. Or I’ll lose some of that hope or something.

By: thatlldopig

thatlldopig — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:44:37 +0000

My man Edwards jumped ship months ago. I got no dog in this fight. My bookie’s putting kids thru school. He has to know the spread. Truth? He didn’t have to crunch the numbers. “A black guy named Barack Obama gets elected president of the United States? Yeah, I’ll take that. Hang on. A dollar pays ten.” My bookie’s black, by the way. He loves Obama. Gonna make a lot of money. Dennis Haysbert, now there’s a black president. Wait, he got poisoned AND shot, AFTER he left office. When Morgan Freeman was president the whole world ended. Waitwaitwait, this is real life, right? Okay,never gonna happen. I’ll back your play all the way, man. I can talk to these people and they can’t slam the door on me hard enough to make me go away. But short of walking in to the booth with them and pulling the lever, I just don’t know how to make them do it. My people are dumber than a box of hammers. I hope Barry’s got an idea.

By: captphealy

captphealy — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:55:15 +0000

Now if I know this, then everybody knows this.

Actually, when it comes to what will happen in November, nobody knows anything, you and me included. You can guess, but that guess and $5 will buy you a gallon of hi-test. For now.

By: thingwarbler

thingwarbler — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:51:50 +0000

Actually, thatlldopig, “numbers say” your favorite action babe is a handful of super-delegates away from being officially beaten. I hope your bookie finds a way to break that news to you gently so you can get back to watching the $11M come in from your “good portfolio.” Or, as Hillary reminded all us losers who think it’s still about counting votes: “rich people: god bless us.”. Now, take your shiny ball and go home.

By: TheRealityBasedDave

TheRealityBasedDave — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:41:02 +0000

Her top campaign managers should give their paychecks back for non-performance (aka fucking up).
On the other hand, Hillary did pick those conservative losers.

By: moondancer

moondancer — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:38:07 +0000

I mean this in a most respectful way: bullshit.

By: Hatmandu

Hatmandu — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:14:12 +0000

You can’t tell me that all of Hillary’s whores horses and all of Hillary’s men aren’t frantically searching about the room for the exits.. when they aren’t knocking each other out of the way in order to be the first to the bank to cash their checks before it bounces.

Yeppir. Rats scrambling to cling to the final bit of flotsam, fighting over the last moldy piece of velveeta. And there are ALOT of rats.

By: JDM3

JDM3 — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:05:19 +0000

What a grimy, crooked little lickspittle McCain is. Puswad fuckface. And so on.