Reverend Jeremiah Wright
Barack Hussein Obama
Xerxes of Sparta

Nothing less than a total re-brand will suffice.

At their Convention the Party Formally Known as Republican will role out…

The Change Party.

We’re role’n…

Also, teh Evil Gays

Abraham Lincoln
William Ayers
Jimmy Carter

My little Cthulhu victims?
Where do you get your images from?

McCain doesn’t count so Reagan and Lincoln are guaranteed to come in 1 and 2.

Fighting it out for third:

Nancy Pelosi
Jesus Christ
Joe Lieberman and
Neville Chamberlain

Terr’ists
Appeasers
Tax-n-Spend Democrats

My little Cthulhu victims?
Where do you get your images from?

Hm, I think that Cthulu figure is from the Lego Dunwich Horror Play Set(tm), sure to be a hot seller in the 2008 holiday shopping season. It also includes a Dagon figure (with altar and creepy supplicants) and a copy of “My First Necronomicon”.

Not Lego. The toy is here.

Nice set of victims. I’d probable be the pissed off one.

Abraham Lincoln

I have long thought that Democrats should challenge every GOP candidate to campaign in every state, in every appearance, before a 10-foot tall image of the first great Republican president.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and someone will say “Candyman” three times…

The Troops
The Unborn
The Armed

Things mentioned less than Bush:

Environment
Infrastructure
Diplomacy

La la la la la la la

Ha! Thanks for bringin’ back the memories… At parties when my parents and their pals were two sheets to the wind and starting in on the ol’ college drinkin songs. God luv ‘em.

that’s my name, too

sorry that’s only one group to Republicans

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabbadou.

Cosmympinko, that’s the worst made-up name ever!