Shorter Bill Kristol:
If John McCain listens to me he might just rise above a Republican party that has become decimated because they listened to me.
I have a feeling I'll be reusing this one quite a few times before November.
I am become Kristol, the destroyer of partiesBy: TBogg Sunday May 18, 2008 11:36 pm |
Shorter Bill Kristol:
If John McCain listens to me he might just rise above a Republican party that has become decimated because they listened to me.
I have a feeling I'll be reusing this one quite a few times before November.
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That photo is pure gold. It doesn’t matter how many times I see it, I still laugh.
If only some smart internetter could find a way to couple that pic and the alarmist prairie dog together—they could make millions.
Sorry, tbogg, what was that again? I couldn’t hear you over that insane clapping sound in my ears.
Bill “bloody” Kristol. A true psychopath!
Go, Billy, go! Please keep giving the Goopers advise and hopefully they will take it - to their eternal ruination. I love it when wingnuts self destruct.
More pie, please.
I’m sorry, Tbogg, but with lines like this Bloody Bill is proving to be funnier than you:
That’s pure comedy gold!
Hah! Stupid political pros in D.C.! They believe in “gravity.” Just because voters have a “settled low opinion of the Republican Party,” that’s supposed to harm the chances of the Republican Party’s Republican nominee for President on the Republican ticket? They need to listen to Billy, and clap louder, so that Tinkerbell can fly! McCain is not really a Republican! Or, at least, not one of those “bad brand” Republicans! He can fly! Keep clapping!
Republicans don’t believe in gravity. After all, it is only a theory.
Bloody Bill:
I can’t find a single recent instance of a candidate who ultimately became his party’s nominee losing a primary by this kind of margin.
On Super Tuesday, February 5, 2008, Mike Huckabee defeated John McCain in the Arkansas primary by . . . 41 points.
How does this guy get by with this kind of dumb. In the New York Times, yet. They obviously don’t fact check this moron. He’s the perfect example of how far genes will carry one in the Republican Party.
Feb. 9, Kansas GOP caucuses, days after McCain was declared the prohibitive favorite to win the gooper nom: Huckabee 60% McCain 24%.
Here is another Bloody Whopper:
But over the longer term, it can’t be in Obama’s interest to divert voters from a focus on gas prices or health care to the question of what he hopes to achieve by negotiating with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Let’s see, since the price of oil is about 50% higher due to speculative anxiety over unrest in the Middle East — and sit downs with the Iranians might ease this anxiety — it’s obvious that lower gas prices would be one objective in talking to Iran.
It never ceases to amaze me how much solace these nitwits take in their own ignorance.
Here’s my contribution to a collection of sayings.
Hubris.
What goes around come around.
Do unto others as you would be done by.
Pride goes before a fall.
Honesty is the right policy. (by “right” I believe it means “correct”).
More please?
How does this guy get by with this kind of dumb. In the New York Times, yet. They obviously don’t fact check this moron.
I don’t think the NYT factchecks any of its permanent op/ed columnists. The editors also let several questionable practices slide, such as the abundant use of anonymous quotes from political operatives, friends, strangers, emailers, etc to bolster whatever argument/theme/narrative they’re cranking out that day.
According to my informal and unscientific tracking, Maureen Dowd still holds the record: quotes from five anonymouths and several second- and third-degree emails (ie, an anonymouth’s email to MoDo regarding the anonymouth’s emailed response to some other anonymouth’s email).
That’ll win you a Pulitzer every time.
ALL are WINNERS, and ALL must have PIES!
I think the photo caption, “The Meringue Memorandum” is the cherry atop the sundae this time.
Ya know, Tbogg, I’m gonna get all sentimental and jinx ya, butchur rilly establishing a kinda Mark Twain thing here…I’ll lecha know in a couple hundred years…