“Who ahh these people?!”

Catholic girls!

So send me a dozen!

Teenagers making out! I never heard of such a thing!

I think shes lying. The catacombs have some tight walkways, it’s not clear that K-lo would fit. Maybe it’s a Kristol moment, making some facts that fit her story. And how did she know they were German? It stinks I tell ya, stinks.

Don’t knock hormones, K-Lo. They just may solve the long, hard, throbbing struggle to balance California’s budget.

Love and death? who’d a thought they go together like peaches and cream?

aimai

But were they gay teenagers? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

It is hard to assess the affect of raging hormones if you’ve never had the experience, I suppose.

I blame Rap Music and drugs.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

I’ve been in the Catacombs (provided she’s talking about those under Paris.) They’re not exactly sexy, but I certainly wouldn’t have said no if my then new bride had suggested that was a great place to make out. She was a little too freaked out at the place for me to have suggested it, but I certainly wasn’t afraid of them bones. Heck, some of the skulls were arranged in a lovely heart shape.

I blame the Republicans and abstinence only sex education classes.

Yeah, well do I remember the day when Sister Mary was constantly coming between the hormones, shouting “Six inches apart, everybody!”

Suddenly I feel like rereading The Cask Of Amontillado…