I didn’t get around to it yesterday, but there was a whole lotta piddling going on when the 101st Fighting Keyboarders heard that Barack Obama told people that Iran doesn’t have a bazillion missiles pointed our way.
ZOMG! Prez Obama gonna kill us all!!
And then there was Hugh Hewitt:
Has Obama read even one book on the mullahs and their record of terror and their ambitions for the region and their plans for Israel?
Is he aware that Iran is killing American soldiers and Marines?
Isn’t he aware that Iranians Iraqis a bunch of brown guys ONCE TRIED TO KILL HUGH HEWITT? :
Michael Ware (Time Baghdad correspondent): Let’s look at it this way. I mean, you’re sitting back in a comfortable radio studio, far from the realities of this war.
HH: Actually, Michael, let me interrupt you.
MW: If anyone has a right…
HH: Michael, one second.
MW: If anyone has a right to complain, that’s what…
HH: I’m sitting in the Empire State Building. Michael, I’m sitting in the Empire State Building, which has been in the past, and could be again, a target. Because in downtown Manhattan, it’s not comfortable, although it’s a lot safer than where you are, people always are three miles away from where the jihadis last spoke in America. So that’s…civilians have a stake in this. Although you are on the front line, this was the front line four and a half years ago.
One can imagine Hugh Hewitt hanging out at a bar with his buddies telling war stories:
"Dude, I was this fucking close to buying the farm. Some nights I wake up in a cold sweat just thinking about it. Four and a half year, man, four and a half years….."
(Stares into the distance)
"Hey! Where you guys goin’? C’mon, I’ll buy the next round. Bartender, three more Zimas for me and my amigos… So, anyway, there I was, armed with only a Ronald Reagan Library commemorative letter opener…"
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I still think hes built for prison. Those man tits would be so popular. He’d have more cigarettes than anybody else. Talk about war stories.
And I thought I was gonna puke BEFORE I read that…
Somehow, I think that Obama has outgrown comic-books. Unlike HH and his ilk.
McCain = Bush++
Your 5 billionth posting of Hugh McJoggingnipples causes me to realize that he is getting in shape for ASYMMETRICAL WARFARE!! When those crazed jihadis boil up the stairwells of the Empire State Building and bust into his studio, they’ll get a big surprise.
“By the beard of the Prophet (peace be unto him), Achmed, these soft American fools will be no match for our asymmetrical warfare. They are all weak and corrupt, and haven’t read even one book on the mullahs and their record of terror. We shall destroy them easily. This radio studio will be our first conquest on the road to establishing the caliphate.” (fiendish laughter)
“Of a certainty, Abdullah, you speak the truth. They will fall easily to our wily guerrilla tactics. We will quickly overcome the no doubt feeble and flaccid infidel named (reads name from studio door) Hewitt.” (They smash through the door of the radio studio, waving scimitars)
“Achmed! Who is this powerful, trim, toned and surprisingly large-breasted person?! Surely this cannot be the weak American we expected! Aieeee! Flee! Flee for your lives!!”
“No, shit, there I was…”
Do you know the difference between Fairy Tales and War Stories?
Fairy Tales begin “Once upon a time…”
War stories begin “No shit, there I was…”
Hugh “Greg Marmelard” Hewitt was rambling on about how the original Decembrists were Bolsheviks and this only solidifies the fact that Obama is A COMMIE!
No surprise that Hugh f**ks up history, but the Decembrist revolt occured against the Czar and was based on liberal democratic pricipals.
In 1825.
When Karl Marx was 8 years old.
The Bolshevik split happened in 1903.
But AM talk show hosts never let facts get in the way of sniggering goofydom.
What a tool.
Jesus Christ, what a fatuous turd he is.
We all know he’s nursing a huge political grudge, but what else do you suppose he’s nursing with those so obviously engorged man boobies?
Hewitt’s got a set of tits on him that would make Paula Andersen jealous!
Sorry, I meant Pamela Andersen!
I used to know a guy who began all of his stories with, “We were drinking quite heavily when…”